Governance Social

KRA to Start Taxing all Dowry Payments from 2022

The taxman in Kenya is on steroids and this time round, no coin will be left unturned. Starting January 2022, Kenya Revenue Authority will start taxing all dowry payments in an attempt to check the budget deficit that has been widened by the runaway corruption in Kenya. This is also in line with the government’s

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Governance

Government Pleads with Dennis Okari to end the Second Wave of Covid-19

Covid-19 has struck back with a lethal strategy in Kenya – sparing no one and showing no mercy. Just as we had warned you, the virus chose to wait until we are all tired of social distancing and keeping clean. It waited for our politicians to get tired of acting concerned, and also for Kenyans

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Governance

Home Guards seven times more successful Today than Mau Mau Fighters

A study done over a 50 year period involving 3000 Mau fighters and home guards has shown that home guards and their descendants are seven times more successful than Mau Mau fighters. The findings which are obvious to everyone who can count shows that while the Mau Mau paid the ultimate price fighting for independence,

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Governance International

Britain Considering Recolonization of Nigeria after 60 Years of Failed Independence

Nigeria could be handed back to its colonial masters – the British – after 60 years of independence failed to produce anything more than jollof and a unhealthy obsession with North America. In what would be the first case of a country losing independence because they were better off without it, Britain is considering resuming

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Governance

Parliament Considering Abolishing the Judiciary in Favor of Council of Elders

Kenyan legislators are considering abolishing the old school colonial rooted Judiciary and replacing it with a more Afro-centric council of elders. In a quickly drafted motion that is set to go through the first reading, second reading, committee stage and third reading in a record 27 minutes, legislators said they wanted to get rid of

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Governance

Shock as Kenya Contracts Bob the Builder to Build an Elevated Highway

The Government of Kenya has taken inclusivity to a new level after it awarded a multi-billion project to build an Expressway to Bob the Builder. The proposed Expressway in Nairobi, which will be one of the most expensive roads in Africa, will be built by the renowned general contractor who proved his skills by always

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Governance

Ministry of Defence explains Why they had to take over Kenya Meat Commission

The Ministry of Defence has defended their takeover of Kenya Meat Commission, saying that the move was in line with their long term war strategies. Nobody saw the takeover coming, and their move to defend the takeover could simply be informed by the fact that they are a defense ministry and will defend anything that

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Governance

Governor Sonko Blames Cloud Computing for the Poor Weather in Nairobi

Nairobi City Governor Mike Sonko has threatened to take stern action against people offering Cloud computing services in Nairobi, blaming them for the bad weather that is being experienced in Nairobi at the moment. Speaking at a local jewelry shop where he spent the day trying out a few blings and studs, Sonko said that

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Governance

Mutahi Kagwe Orders for his Own Arrest Following Corruption Allegations

Health Cabinet Secretary Mutahi Kagwe has ordered for his immediate arrest following revelations that he had a hand in the KEMSA Covid-19 Corruption Scandal. In a brief media briefing following the Senate briefing by former Senator Kembi Gitura and ousted KEMSA CEO Jonah Manjari, Mutahi Kagwe said that he was committed to dismantling all the

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Governance

Kenya Police Receive Donation of Clubs from the US to help fight COVID

The Kenya Police spokesperson today received a consignment of clubs from their counterparts in United States of America in a global co-operation agreement to fight COVID The spokesperson also thanked their Chinese counterparts for donating clubs no longer needed in Hong Kong COVID fights that erupted earlier this year and wish them luck with their

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