Pupils in a remote village school were shocked to see a helicopter for the first time when it delivered national examination papers to their school. The pupils, most of them without clothes, leave alone school uniform, were shocked to see the helicopter for the first time in the lives, although they have also never seen
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The current president of Kenya has recalled the former president in an attempt to fight the growing national debt. The announcement was made during the Public Debt Management Workshop that was held in the capital of Nairobi, where stakeholders were brainstorming on ways to reduce the overgrowing government debt. The former president who will be
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Corruption in the police department has dropped by 0.0000000001% in the last one year. Speaking during a ceremony to commemorate the positive milestone, the police commissioner lauded the servicemen for the improvement, insisting that the police force was moving in the right direction, albeit the speed. The statistics mean that a quarter of a policeman
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The government has revealed that the budget estimates for the coming financial year face a deficit of 130%. The minister of finance announced that they expect to find only negative 30% of the budget, which is the money lost through corruption, therefore leaving 100% deficit for the money to be spent in recurrent expenditure, servicing
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Plans are underway to give all Zebras national identity cards, in a joint operation by the government and the Chinese Zebra Society. At a joint press conference attended by idlers and non idlers, the government announced this massive project aimed at ensuring that all Zebras are recognized under the Low, and an accurate register of
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