The Taliban filed paperwork with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission on Friday (Sep. 3) for an initial public offering (IPO) that will reportedly value the Deobandi Islamist religious-political movement and military organization at some $39 billion. First of its kind, the Taliban seeks to establish a new form of government that is all inclusive […]
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Biden Begs Taliban not to Destroy the 3 KFC restaurants in Kabul
President Joe Biden has called on the Taliban to avoid bombing, destroying or closing down the three KFC in Kabul as a show of commitment to the country’s shared history with the US. In a cable that was sent to the Taliban, Biden said that both US and Afghanistan have a rich history of shared […]
At 63, Barack Obama Could Still Run for President Again
Former US president Barack Obama is turning 63 for the first time next month. He may not throw a big party because Africans born before Instagram are not big on such things. He may not even remember that it is his birthday. No news here. However, the news that is not making news is that […]
Vegetarianism rises by 33% Spurred by Tough Economic Conditions
Vegetarianism and veganism have experienced a major boost in the world in the past 15 months, with number of people who have decided to keep off animal products increasing by 33%. Data from various sources show that more and more people are getting the Indian inspiration and opting to leave animals in peace. While tastes […]
60 Al-Shabaab Militants Killed after Unpaid Intern Tests if a Bomb was Working
Harakat al-Shabaab al-Mujahideen, more commonly known as al-Shabaab, scored a lethal own goal after an intern exploded a bomb at the center of training camp during a routine maintenance activity. The new recruit who had been assigned to the explosives team found an old, dust covered bomb that was donated ten years ago by Al […]
Buhari Asks Nigerians to use Smoke Signals Instead of Twitter, as they used to During the Civil War
President Muhammad Buhari has asked Nigerians to use smoke signals instead of Twitter, saying that Nigerians had used smoke signals during the civil war and it worked well. In a Tweet that was used to threaten Twitter, Buhari said that Nigeria is too big to be held ransom using 280 characters, and before Twitter was, […]
PostaMate Wins Global Satire Prize
PostaMate has cemented its market leader position in satire after winning the inaugural Pyongyang Prize for Satire. The award that seeks to celebrate foolishness saw contestants from all the continents fighting for the coveted award which is the highest form of validation that satire needs. The 2021 prize was the first award ever, after the […]
Israel Defense Forces Vow to Stand with Palestinians, Just like Everybody Else
Israel Defense Forces has made a commitment to stand with Palestinian people following the escalation of violence between Palestine and Israel in recent weeks. In an attempt to keep up with the trend where every person and country stands with Palestine, Israeli forces said that they are going to promote a few hashtags and send […]
Divorce Reason: Bill Gate Demanded Too Many Updates from Melinda Gates
Reliable sources have confirmed that Bill and Melinda Gates have opted for a divorce following unknown differences. What are reasons for the divorce? PostaMate can now reveal. Although the couple has asked for privacy, they are still hoping that the divorce will attract as much publicity as possible. This is why they asked PostaMate to […]
Kenyan Man Sends a Marriage Proposal to Queen Elizabeth
A Kenyan man by name Wafula could soon make history after his marriage proposal to Queen Elizabeth was received at the Buckingham Palace. Hours after the position of Prince Consort fell vacant following the death of Prince Philip, Wafula moved with speed and used a private courier service to get his proposal to the queen, […]










