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Onset of Mango Season Spells Doom for Atheists in Kenya

For most people, Covid-19 has been the pandemic to beat but atheists face a different kind of pandemic that is only just starting: the mango season. The Mango season is back, possibly with some revenge. And as one self-declared mango expert warns, “it will be juicy, it will be fleshy, it might be messy, and […]

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2021 Will be a Virtual Year

“Prepare yourself for a year like no other because 2021 will be a virtual year,” warns the United Nations. Following the unexpected events that have plagued 2020, a decision has already been made to have 2021 run as a virtual year globally. This will be the first time in the known history where such a […]

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Lastborns Officially Recognized as Bread Losers

The Division of Social Policy and Development of the United Nations Secretariat has called for the recognition of lastborns as the official bread losers of the family. Seeking to make matters official on something that many people have known, the Secretariat said that lastborns were known to be the financial sinkholes for families and it […]

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Alarm as Kenyan Teens Opt for Virtual Parents

Most people alive today grew up with omnipresent parents who were present and active, especially when you needed them to keep distance. The trend is changing. Dozens of Kenyan teens are now opting to have virtual parents as opposed to ‘brick and mortar’ humans who are always hovering over their heads wherever they are. It […]

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Amerix Orders a KShs 70 Price Ceiling for Barber Shops

Your favorite barber will no longer have the liberty to charge you KShs 500 for a haircut, thanks to an executive order by masculinity coach Eric Amunga, also known as Amerix. In the directive issued on Twitter, men will be expected to spend between 50 – 70 Shillings on haircut in urban areas and less […]

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Influencer with 116 Followers Shares on How He Made it on Social Media

Becoming an influencer is today’s version of being a celebrity in the 90s. It is hard work, complicated, but rewarding for them that achieve the milestone. It is equally frustrating for the millions who have to settle for 2 retweets (one own) on their pinned Tweet. To further understand this world where everybody is seeking […]

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Why Pope Francis Rejected Uhuru Kenyatta’s Request to Live Forever

Kenya’s President Uhuru Kenyatta was man full of hope when he made his maiden visit to the Vatican City earlier in November. Still in the middle of a growing Covid-19 pandemic and with a undisclosed desire to remain in some office after 2022, Uhuru Kenyatta had made the trip to Vatican to request for a […]

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KRA to Start Taxing all Dowry Payments

The taxman in Kenya is on steroids and this time round, no coin will be left unturned. Starting in July, Kenya Revenue Authority will start taxing all dowry payments in an attempt to check the budget deficit that has been widened by the runaway corruption in Kenya. This is also in line with the government’s […]

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Alarm as Men Spend more Time and Money in Barber Shops than Women in Salons

A long held tradition as been lost after it was revealed that men now spend more time in barbershops than women do in salons. What used to be a 7-minute stay in a barbershop once every two months has now metamorphosed to a weekly three hour visit to the same place, at ten times the […]

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There Must be more to Life than Ugali – Wetangula

There comes a time in life when a man has to ask some deep questions and reevaluate the purpose of his existence. This is something that Moses Wetangula has found himself in of late and the existential question in his mind is one: is there something more to life than ugali?  First, we are not […]