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Margaret Kenyatta Launches Beyond Zero Polygamy Initiative

Kenyan First Lady Margaret Kenyatta has launched an initiative to end polygamy in Kenya, arguing that it is becoming a national vice that could affect every single Kenyan. Speaking during the launch of the campaign where she brought together stakeholders to discuss this national vice, the First lady said that Kenya would end up a […]

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Rational Man Misses Good Old Days when Masks and Social Distancing Could Prevent Covid-19

As more countries start to enforce lockdowns following a second wave of Covid-19, a rational man misses the beginning of the outbreak when masks and social distancing could prevent Covid-19. In an interview with PostaMate, the man who delights in following proven scientific methods and has advocated for their use all through is now saddened […]

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Legal Profession Voted the Most Arrogant Discipline for the 78th Year in a Row

The legal profession has once again scooped the top prize for the most arrogant profession for the 78th year running, beating even policemen and witches. In the annual awards for the most arrogant professionals, lawyers and their kind took all the possible awards, beating the politicians who came a distant second. To put things into […]

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Government: You can’t Contract Covid-19 at a BBI Rally

Kenyans are now free to attend BBI rallies in huge numbers after the government confirmed that one cannot contract Covid-19 in such meetings. Announcing this new discovery during the launch of the BBI at Bomas of Kenya, the Ministry of Health said that masks and social distancing will no longer be necessary in the BBI […]

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6 Reasons why Comrades should be the ones Cleaning Universities

Universities spend millions of shillings every year paying for cleaning services, while at the same time sitting on a huge pile of free labor that can be used to do the work. Our research has shown that Universities would be better off if they saved themselves the money and used that free labor. This can […]

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How to Own a Lexus at 23

A precedent has been set in Kenya, where hustlers get to own Lexus at 23 years of age. Dynasties attain the same feat at 2.3 years. If you are feeling like you are failing your ancestors because you are either over 23 and majorly powered by Fuliza, or you are not yet 23 but you […]

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Fake Hair Does NOT Reduces your IQ by 40 to 65 Points

A recent report from the Association of dreadlocked women in Kenya that fake hair reduces your IQ by 40 to 60 points as been proven to be inaccurate. In a counter research by salonists at Kenyatta Market, it has been effectively proven that using fake hair on your head does not significantly lower your IQ, […]

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Study: Oxygen More Addictive Than Previously Thought

A groundbreaking study by the Kenyatta University School of Health Sciences has revealed fresh new insights into the addictive nature of oxygen and its long term negative effects on human life. The study which has taken tens of years has shown that oxygen is more addictive than all drugs that are abused by people all […]

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WTO HR Advises Amina Mohamed to Seek Mentorship from Polycarp Igathe

It is always bad news to receive negative feedback from the HR office, especially when your life depended on the job that you had applied. However, this is better than the 99.982% of the cases where the HR simply ghosts you and you are not even sure whether they concluded the interviews. This is the […]

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Kenyan Anthem to change tune from Pokomo Lullaby to a Gengetone inspired Rhythm

The National Anthem of Kenya is set to change tune from the current Pokomo lullaby inspired version to a more progressive gengetone inspired rhythm. In a change that has even been approved by the moral cop Ezekiel Mutua, the new tone is supposed to help Kenyans love the song and sing it with passion, noting […]