Researchers at Kenya Medical Research Institute have found out that a bucket full of stones possesses more intelligence than an average Kenyan voter, especially during an election year. The shocking study was conducted in all the 47 counties in Kenya, where a sample of 3 million voters was used and the level of intelligent compared […]
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WhatsApp Introduces One Person Group for Introverts
You can now form a one person WhatsApp group and invite all your zero friends, in the new update released this week. The special feature that is only available to introverts allows one to create a group without adding any member, a feature that introverts have been campaigning for all over the world. It is […]
Lastborn Admitted to ICU in Critical Condition After Washing Two Cups
An unidentified lastborn was yesterday admitted to Nairobi Hospital after suffering from chronic fatigue following a heavy days work that involved cleaning two cups. The 19-year-old was wheeled into the emergency section complaining of a possible multiple organ failure as there was pain all over his body, and a serious overwork-induced-headache. The hospital was brought […]
Survey Shows Most Kenyans Could go to Kabarak for Just Bread and Soda
Kenyans have started flocking to Kabarak for the final send off of the former president of Kenya Daniel Toroitich arap Moi. Announcing the preparation plans for the event, the Ministry of Interior Principal Secretary Karanja Kibicho announced that there would be bread, soda and water for the first 30,000 people to arrive at the venue, […]
Nairobi Women’s Hospital Partners with Prophet Owuor to Provide Instant Healing
Desperate times call for desperate measures. The Nairobi Women’s Hospital has partnered with the Mightiest Prophet of God, Dr David Owuor, to offer instant healing services to its customers, err…sorry, patients. The new arrangement will see all the patients admitted at the hospital pay a standard fee equivalent to one week admission, but receive healing […]
Chaos as Children Vote to Impeach and Remove Dad as the Head of The Family
It was total chaos and anarchy after all the three children in a family voted to impeach their father and declared a democratic led family where everyone has an equal say. It all started the previous day when the children walked out on the father as he was giving the state of the family address, […]
Newly Married Man Divorces Wife for Displaying Serial Killer Tendencies
A worried husband left a court in shock after he revealed that the reason he was seeking a divorce was the fear that his wife would one day turn into a serial killer. The newly wed man told the court that he could not wait for the designated 1 year period before filing a divorce, […]
African Union calls for Witches and Wizards to be on Standby for the Corona Virus
The African Union has issued a distress call to Witches and Wizards in all parts of Africa to be on standby as Africa prepares itself to deal with a possible spread of the deadly Corona virus in the continent. In a message that was sent to the Association of Witches and Wizards in Africa, The […]
CONFIRMED: Osprey Bird that Flew from Finland to Kenya Committed Suicide
A bird that hit headlines after flying from Finland to Kenya but finally died in the care of Kenya Wildlife Services has been confirmed to have committed suicide. The endangered Osprey which had been tagged in Finland flew for 6948 kilometres, something that baffled even the self-proclaimed General Miguna Miguna who has recently been unable […]
Kenya to Deal with Covid-19 by Running Away
The Ministry of Health in Kenya has come up with an innovative way of dealing with Coronavirus that is currently ravaging many parts of the world. In a presser sent to our media house, the Principal Secretary in the Ministry of Health said the country was planning to outrun the virus, a strategy that is […]





