Seven patrons at the famous BigFish Restaurant were yesterday arrested after they were found eating at The BigFish Restaurant without their masks on. The early morning clients were enjoying a variety of meals when an idle and extremely bored policeman stumbled upon the premises and noticed that the five men and two men were eating […]
The six police officers who murdered Benson Njiru and Emmanuel Mutura in Embu County would have been hanged by now, had they killed a rhino instead of the two brothers. The painful observation was made by the father of the two Kianjokoma brothers who is still unable to speak due to the pain involved. “If […]
A man in his late twenties (not a Subaru driver) is having difficulties convincing his girlfriend that the side chick he has been having did not affect the basic structure of his relationship. Things started going south for the man (who is not from the lake region) when he was captured on live TV in […]
The speaker of the National Assembly, Justin Muturi, has cautioned the Members of Parliament in Kenya against using the bathroom while in online parliamentary sessions. Following a series of small oops to the obviously embarrassing ones, the speaker said that the House was quickly losing dignity due to members using the toilet while following online […]
The Registrar of Societies in Kenya has moved with speed to disband the Law Society of Kenya, and in its place announced the formation of a Tea Council that will bring together all the learned friends in Kenya. Following the endless wrangles, disputes, gossips and cat fights, the Registrar of Societies announced that what legal […]
Everybody wants to own a house in the depressive city of Nairobi. The only problem is that it costs money, and everybody does not have money. How then can one make it work? If you earn KShs 20,000 per month in Nairobi, there is a sure way to be a property owner in Nairobi. It […]
The world record for the longest blackout in history has been broken in Laikipia after Kenya Power decided to punish a village where Kenya Power’s vehicle lost a spare tyre. A village in Laikipia celebrated the fifth anniversary of being in the dark with the promise of more years of darkness to come since their […]
Machakos University launched a Bachelor’s Degree course in witchcraft early in 2021, with classes commencing in April 2021. Our reporters followed up with the University to know what has been happening since the first batch of students reported, up to now just after the first semester ended. The Bachelor’s Degree in Witchcraft received a lot […]
A Kenya Airways flight from Nairobi to Mumbai was forced to turn back after a pilot remembered that he had left an iron box switched on at his Nairobi home. The early morning flight had taken off as expected and the plane was in excellent condition. However, barely 15 minutes into the flights and before […]
Kenyan winter is at its peak and everyone is crying, except that girl who is wearing that extremely short skirt in this weather. While fully grown men who go to the gym three times a week and pay all their taxes are shivering in the office, this girl in a short skirt is still holding […]
