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Man with a CR-V Disappointed to Find that he has Reached Honda’s Peak of Self Actualization

A man of means has found himself at an undesirable position in life after Honda couldn’t offer him anything bigger and mightier than his current CR-V. The Honda enthusiast who has slowly climbed the Honda’s hierarchy of power had expected to have something as big as most Land Cruisers to match what his friends has, […]

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The Five Hate Languages

There are many ways of telling someone that you hate them, but five of them stand out. Here we go. Blue Ticks Ticks have never been desirable, unless if you are a tick. It doesn’t matter whether they are blue or whatever color. Nobody wants ticks. And thus, a good way to let them know […]

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Man who Quit Toxic Employment now in Imminent Danger of Starvation

A man who finally gathered the courage needed to resign from his toxic job has found himself in the middle of a different but related storm. With no reasonable source of legal income at the moment, the man is now within inches of starvation. What started as a bold move no longer looks bold at […]

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Youths Come Together to Encourage Tribalism

Young people from all over the country yesterday held a press conference congratulating political leaders for running ethnically divisive campaigns and encouraging Kenyans to remain tribal during the 2022 elections. Coming together under the Tribal Youth of Kenya Association (TYKA), a locally registered CBO, they urged Kenyans to come out in large numbers to vote […]

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Bachelor Advertises Himself On A Billboard In Search Of A Wife

Finding love is not a sashay in the park especially in this era where character development is served hot and spicy. Muhammad Malik understands this assignment well, and has mastered a strategy to scoop a fortune. The 29-year old bachelor from London uses billboards in the UK city of Birmingham to advertise his pursuit for […]

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Top 10 Satirical Stories of 2021

2021 was the year of satire, just like the upcoming 2022. Here are ten satirical stories that made headlines in the galaxy. 10. Kenyan involved in Jan 6th Capitol Hill Riots Trust a Kenyan to be at the center of any riots, even in the US. This Kenyan born American citizen was photographed in the […]

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Grandma Thwarts Home Break-in Attempt with Cooking Oil and Hot Water

Lao Tzu was right. There is no greater danger than underestimating your opponent. Some robbers in Kenya learnt this the hard way. Six armed robbers met their match when an attempt to break into a house were thwarted by a 91-year-old granny in Eldoret, Kenya. The men who are believed to be part of a […]

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Increasing Number of Adults Addicted to Cocomelon

A study has shown that 67% of all parents are now addicted to the popular children YouTube channel Cocomelon, with some even spending more time on the channel than their kids. In what experts refer to as the greatest parenting crisis of the 21st Century, parents are no longer parenting, but sitting back and binging […]

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Museveni Orders for the Arrest of his Tailor after Fitting Suit Gaffe

Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni has ordered for the immediate arrest of his tailor after the tailor forced him to wear a fitting suit during a recent trip to Dubai. The president who is known to be very conscious about the 80’s fashion was forced to wear a fitting suit made by his tailor, something the […]

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Divorces Caused by KWFT Drop by 22% in 2020

The number of divorces directly attributed to Kenya Women Microfinance Bank dropped by 22% in the year 2020, a positive outcome of the pandemic that had gone unnoticed. The 2020 social statement from the Microfinance showed that the number of divorces that can be directly attributed to KWFT dropped by 3,122, from 14,191 to 11,069, […]