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Experts: 7 km Run adds 30 Minutes to your Life but takes 40 Minutes

A recent study has confirmed that doing a 7 km run adds 30 minutes to your life, although it takes 40 minutes. In what appears to be a net loss situation, joggers seem to be losing in life for every minute they spend on the track, unless of course they are from the Rift Valley

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Arsenal to Field all their Black Players against Manchester City, Hoping for a Black Goals Matter Victory

Arsenal will be fielding all their black players in their encounter with Manchester City today at Etihad Stadium in the hope that they can ride on the black lives matter movement to clinch a victory. In their first match since the Covid-19 pandemic, Arsenal seemed hopeful that the new normal could be where it is

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Police Officer Filmed Dragging Woman on a Motorbike to be Awarded for Innovation in Transport Methods

A police officer in Kenya who was filmed tying a suspect on a motorbike and dragging her on the road has been praised for his innovation and discovering a new way of getting a suspect to a police station. Speaking to the media, police spokesperson Charles Owino said that this was a very innovative move

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