Politics

Jubilee Party Removes Ruto’s Hand From their Logo

It’s now official. The marriage is over. The Jubilee Party of Kenya has removed William Ruto’s hand from its logo, marking the final nail of the coffin for the marriage between Uhuru and Ruto’s camps. In the activity that was supervised by Raphael Tuju and witnessed by all but seven Senators, Jubilee said that there […]

Politics

“I Regret for Striking Too Early” – William Ruto

Kenya’s Deputy President Dr William Ruto has spoken up on his humiliating political losses that he has suffered this week, admitting that he lost a battle, but is firmly in the war. Speaking to PostaMate, Dr Ruto said that he had miscalculated his timings and it is just a matter of time before he would […]

Social

Mutahi Kagwe Wins the African Meme Challenge

The Kenyan Health Cabinet Secretary Sen. Mutahi Kagwe has been in the news since Covid-19 appeared in the country. While the position of a Health CS is a boring one that only makes news when talking about jigger eradication, the current CS has completely changed that and even won a Pan African award. The abnormally […]

Politics

Millicent Omanga Considering Amputation to Get Rid of a Tattoo of Uhuru Kenyatta

Tattoos are cool, but they are also permanent. Nominated Senator Millicent Omanga should have known that. After the bitter fallout in the ruling Jubilee Party, Senator Millicent Omanga has found herself on the wrong side of both fate and commonsense. An image of President Uhuru Kenyatta that she tattooed on her hand has refused to […]

Governance Politics

Kenyans Asked to Choose Between Dynasty Thieves and Hustler Thieves

Kenyans are in a dilemma after being asked to make a decision on whether to continue with the dynasty thieves, or start life afresh with a new breed of hustler thieves. The offer was given by politicians who had come together to discuss the future of Kenya and forge a way forward that the whole […]

Education Social

Interpol Names Juja a ‘Global Cyber-crime Hotspot’

The International Criminal Police Organization is raising concern that a little known town in the outskirts of Nairobi, Juja, is quickly becoming a global hub for cybercrime activities. The report that was released by Interpol says that a huge number of cyber attacks have been launched from Juja, targeting both Kenyan and the International institutions. […]

Social

Kenyan Entrepreneurs already Mass Producing the Madagascar Cure

Several Kenyans have been arrested in various stages of either manufacturing, distributing or exporting the Madagascar cure for Covid-19. In Ongata Rongai, two people were arrested with more than 400 bottles of a concoction labelled ‘Madagascar Cure’ with evidence that they had already handled more of that stuff. The two who appeared to have connections […]

Politics

Ken Lusaka haunted by Dreams of Wheelbarrows

Senate Speaker Ken Lusaka is a haunted man. For him, nights are unbearable and darkness brings horrifying dreams that make his life one hell of an existence. The speaker has said that for the past few weeks he is unable to sleep. Nights bring with them dreams of giant sized wheelbarrows that look like Euro […]

Social

Meet the Kamukunji Traders whose Children School at Brookhouse

They are always clad in navy blue aprons and seem disinterested in anything else in life except making a sale. They do not look happy, and seem like they are struggling in business. But looks are deceiving. It is now emerging that most of the parents who took Brookhouse Schools to court in Kenya are […]

Education

Kenyan Universities end Pending Semesters Without Exams and give Everyone Grade B

With studies disrupted in Kenya and there being no plans on when things will be back to normal, Universities in Kenya have decided to give everyone a grade B and retire the pending Semesters. The move was informed by the prevailing status of Covid-19 spread and the difficulties that resuming the semester would pose to […]