Politics

Uhuru Kenyatta Delays Speech as he Searches for Complicated Words to Confuse Fellow Kenyans

President Uhuru Kenyatta has been holed up in his office, going through dictionaries, The Library of Congress, The Encyclopedia Britannica and other publications in an attempt to find the perfect words to confuse Kenyans today. In what has even led to the postponement of his speech, Uhuru Kenyatta seeks to find very difficult words that […]

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Ruto Calls for Constitutional Recognition of Witchcraft in Kenya

Deputy President William Ruto has called for mainstreaming of witchcraft and related activities in Kenya, saying that these have an integral role to play in the development of the country and the achievement of Vision 2030 goals. Speaking at a undisclosed ceremony at 3 am, Dr Ruto said that Kenya stood to benefit from the […]

Education Social

Rural Kenyans Open Up About Suffering in the Hands of ‘Nairobi Kids’ while in Secondary School

Ghosts of systemic discrimination in rural public schools in Kenya have started to emerge, and a huge storm is brewing. Kenyans from rural areas who attended rural schools are for the first time speaking about the discrimination they faced in the hands of their urban counterparts who invaded their rural schools. In detailed accounts that […]

Politics

Uhuru Transfers DP’s Office to the Ministry of Agriculture

In an effort to streamline government operations, President Uhuru Kenyatta has signed an Executive Order that places the office of the Deputy President under the Ministry of Agriculture. In the Executive Order number 8194 of 2020, the president said that he was cognizant of the immense role that Agriculture plays in the economy of Kenya, […]

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CS KAGWE RELEASES DISS TRACK TO COVID-19

Following the success of his ‘Anybody Can Gerrit’ song with Kenyan-based producer Totsvi, CS Mutahi Kagwe has added yet another song to his musical repertoire in the form of a diss track targeted at COVID-19. Speaking to news stations this afternoon at Afya House, he reported that he was inspired to write the diss track […]

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President Njugush Signs Executive Order Against Systemic Oppression of Njahi

In a short video clip released to media houses earlier this week, President & Chief Dereva Njugush wa Kababa announced that he would be signing into law an Executive Order to ban against the systemic oppression of black beans, popularly known as ‘njahi.’ HereIf you know, you know.

Politics

Uhuru: ‘I have Done More in 7 Years Than God Did in 7 Days’

President Uhuru Kenyatta yesterday declared that he had achieved more in seven years than what was achieved in the seven days of creation. Speaking during the Madaraka Day celebration that was literally held in his backyard, Uhuru went ahead to highlight some of the greatest achievements that ‘my administration’ had achieved, which every ‘fellow Kenyan’ […]

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Parents Claim that Internal Self-Governance is Just Wishful Thinking

On a day when Kenya is celebrating internal self-governance, also known as Madaraka, many people are questioning the whole idea of self governance and most parents now think it is a form of wishful thinking. Speaking to Postamate, most parents wondered where the notion that one can govern themselves without external influence came from, saying […]

Religion

Atheists in Kenya Start Tithing Towards a Billboard Project

The dog seems to have finally caught up with its tail after Atheists in Kenya launched a passionate social media appeal requesting both members and non-members to consider committing to a monthly offering to fund a billboard in Nairobi. In what appears to be a small loan from churches, Atheists in Kenya have realized that […]

International

Kenya Designates All US Police Divisions as Foreign Terrorist Organizations

Kenya has listed all the US Police Division as Terrorist Organizations and immediately called for sanctions against any person or groups of persons funding their operations. In a strongly worded statement that was issued from Nairobi, Kenya said that it was closely monitoring the activities of the state sponsored terrorist organizations which were operating in […]