Itumbi Needs more Injuries to Qualify as Ruto’s Running Mate – Waiguru

Recent TangaTanga convert Ann Waiguru has said that Dennis Itumbi’s injuries are not sufficient to make him Ruto’s running mate in the 2022 General Elections. Speaking after it became clear that clear that Itumbi was getting more attention than everybody else in Central Kenya, Waiguru said that the attention would not amount to anything meaningful […]


Senate to Decide Waiguru’s Case by Flipping a Non Carcinogenic Coin

The Senate is urgently seeking for a fair non carcinogenic coin that will be tossed to help decide on Waiguru’s fate. In a Senate brief, Speaker Ken Lusaka said that it was important that they find the right two sided coin which will used for the landmark judgement, terming it as the most important ruling […]


It was not Solitaire; it was Spider Solitaire. Get the Facts Right – Waiguru

Embattled Kirinyaga Governor Anne Waiguru has defended her action of playing solitaire during the Senate hearings, saying that the action helps her keep focused. In a series of Tweets directed at her online haters, Waiguru said that she has been most productive in her life when she played solitaire, giving an example of her time […]


Waiguru Sends a Response of 60,000 Pages to Senate, all in Kikuyu Language

Embattled Kirinyaga Governor Anne Waiguru has made his submissions to the Senate and clinched her first Victory before even saying a word. All 60k pages of evidence are written in Kikuyu! In what could be a genius move powered by her lead lawyer who also happens to be her husband, Waiguru used the Kikuyu language […]


Hatched from an Egg of Impunity, The honest chick Anne Waiguru

The phrase “the end justifies the means” could have made no better sense than yesterday in the senate when a majority of the senators unanimously supported a committee of eleven members to try Anne Waiguru. It came after a majority senator rooted for committee way, citing the ease of bribing 11, compared to 67 demanded […]