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LSK Disbanded in Favor of a more Inclusive Tea Council

The Registrar of Societies in Kenya has moved with speed to disband the Law Society of Kenya, and in its place announced the formation of a Tea Council that will bring together all the learned friends in Kenya. Following the endless wrangles, disputes, gossips and cat fights, the Registrar of Societies announced that what legal […]

Social

How to Own a Home in Nairobi on a 20k Salary

Everybody wants to own a house in the depressive city of Nairobi. The only problem is that it costs money, and everybody does not have money. How then can one make it work? If you earn KShs 20,000 per month in Nairobi, there is a sure way to be a property owner in Nairobi. It […]

Politics

Ruto Promises to Pay Back Four times as Much to anyone he has Stolen from, if Elected President

Deputy President William Ruto is on track to become the fifth president of Kenya, thanks to his tenacity, support from like minded people, and being hated by the president who is hated by many people. Since your enemy’s enemy is your friend, Ruto has found love among Kenyans who will send him to State House […]

Governance

Mutahi Kagwe Reveals the Formula Used to Cook Covid-19 Stats

Kenyans can now learn the secrets of the kitchen that is used to cook Covid-19 statistics after Mutahi Kagwe revealed the formula so that Kenyans can do the cooking themselves. After nearly 18 months of intensive cookery, potlucking and general kitchen gymnastics that are employed to keep the media well fed and Kenyans satisfied. Donors […]

Economics

Ukur Yatani Wins Jomo Kenyatta Literary Prize for Fiction for his work on Kenya’s 21/22 Budget

Treasury CS Hon. Ambassador Ukur Kanacho Yatani has won the 2021 Jomo Kenyatta Literary Prize for Fiction for his role in preparing Kenya’s financial year 2021/22 national budget. The University of York graduate was awarded for using spreadsheets and others tools to present the greatest work of fiction ever, using numbers. This culminated in the […]

Politics

“Its Bottoms all the Way Down” – Ruto

Deputy President William Ruto has been forced to defend his planned bottom-up economic model after his close allies and advisers ran out of words to explain the core pillar of his presidential campaign. Bottom-up is the magic wand that William Ruto and his team plan to use to transform the country, if elected, and is […]

Religion

Creatives to be Exempted from Tithes and Offerings in Churches

Churches have bowed to pressure and loosened the regulations governing tithes and offerings, giving creatives in church a loophole to pay themselves. A new directive that has been adopted by churches in Nairobi will see creatives in churches being exempted from tithes and offerings, a good compensation because they were demanding for payment and churches […]

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Kenya Power Curses Laikipia Village into Eternal Darkness after Loss of Spare Tyre

The world record for the longest blackout in history has been broken in Laikipia after Kenya Power decided to punish a village where Kenya Power’s vehicle lost a spare tyre. A village in Laikipia celebrated the fifth anniversary of being in the dark with the promise of more years of darkness to come since their […]

International

Vegetarianism rises by 33% Spurred by Tough Economic Conditions

Vegetarianism and veganism have experienced a major boost in the world in the past 15 months, with number of people who have decided to keep off animal products increasing by 33%. Data from various sources show that more and more people are getting the Indian inspiration and opting to leave animals in peace. While tastes […]