President Uhuru Kenyatta has responded to calls to dissolve Parliament by the Judiciary by stating that he is not aware of any solvent that can dissolve parliament. Speaking casually after reading Maraga’s letter on Social Media using his parody account, President Kenyatta warned that dissolving parliament is something beyond the ordinary Chemistry and possible solution […]
The news is both a liberation and a killjoy at the same time. For men, it is good to know that people with six packs are good at making everything else but money. For ladies, it is an existential crisis deciding whether to go for the six pack and only see money on ViuSasa, or […]
The Government of Kenya has taken inclusivity to a new level after it awarded a multi-billion project to build an Expressway to Bob the Builder. The proposed Expressway in Nairobi, which will be one of the most expensive roads in Africa, will be built by the renowned general contractor who proved his skills by always […]
A study by the University of Michigan has recently revealed what many Kenyans always knew; Kenyan graduates are five times smarter than American graduates. In what could be a case of Wakanda striking again, Kenyan graduates beat their American colleagues in all possible disciplines from engineering to anthropology, as well as in all sports including […]
The oldest living person in Kenya today has finally revealed the secret to longevity. Luckily, it is something within reach for the majority of people in the world. Ms Kanana Kagwiria who hails from Meru County was forced to come out of retirement for the 85th time and address a serious matter that is threatening […]
The Ministry of Defence has defended their takeover of Kenya Meat Commission, saying that the move was in line with their long term war strategies. Nobody saw the takeover coming, and their move to defend the takeover could simply be informed by the fact that they are a defense ministry and will defend anything that […]
The Building Bridges Initiative has proposed a death sentence for anyone who insults mothers of senior people in Kenya, saying that the move was long overdue. Speaking to reporters during the weekly media briefing, BBI chief architect Raila Odinga said that mothers hold a very special position in the society and any attempt to insult […]
Former Nairobi City Governor Mike Sonko has threatened to take stern action against people offering Cloud computing services in Nairobi, blaming them for the bad weather that is being experienced in Nairobi at the moment. Speaking at a local jewelry shop where he spent the day trying out a few blings and studs, Sonko said […]
Vladimir Putin, one of the most influential man on the planet and the President of Russia, has offered to help mediate the current bad blood between President Uhuru Kenyatta and his Deputy William Ruto. Speaking in Kremlin, Putin said that he was willing to invite the two leaders for a cup of tea and have […]
The African Union has advised governments to be very alert following the coup in Mali, saying that such occurrences are very contagious and you never know who will be next. Speaking to African leaders at the AU Secretariat, the AU Commissioner General warned African leaders to keep their ears on the ground because you never […]