Sometimes, wisdom lies in being in the opposition, and the evidence of this is in Kenyan politician Kipchumba Murkomen. The Elgeyo Marakwet Senator who until just the other day was a kamikaze jubilee apologist has suddenly found a lot of wisdom since he joined the opposition within the government. To be fair, he had always […]
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Kenya Raises the Retirement Age to 94 Years
Kenya has once again raised the official retirement age upwards to 94 years, setting the record for both the highest retirement age and youth unemployment in the world. In a statement that was issued by the Ministry of Labour, the government announced that the new development was to help streamline the already unofficial policy where […]
Uhuru Kenyatta and William Ruto to Settle their Differences in a Boxing Ring
Kenya’s President and Deputy President are set to meet for a boxing match in an attempt to settle their ever increasing political differences. After months of fighting a cold war against each other, the two leaders have finally decided to act like men and settle their differences in the old way, where the winner will […]
47-Year-old man Still Hoping that his Deejaying Career will Pick up
All dreams are valid, but there is a limit to what can be valid because flogging a dead horse yields no results. This is dilemma of a 47 year old man in Nairobi who is still hoping for a breakthrough in his DJ career, something he has been working on for the last 24 years. […]
Kenyan Engineer Invents an Electric Car that is Powered by a Diesel Generator
A Kenyan engineer has put Kenya on the global spotlight after inventing an electric car that can be used in any part of Africa, including places without electricity. The car which is fully electric is different from all other electric cars in the world today as instead of having a battery bank to store electricity, […]
Waititu asks Court to Give him 1400 Days to Impeach Covid-119 from his Body
Former Kiambu Governor and self declared father of the nation Ferdinand Waititu failed to appear in court today and said that he was busy impeaching Covid-119. Through his lawyer, Waititu told the anticorruption court that he had become entangled with corona virus and he needed adequate time to impeach it from the body, adding that […]
Corruption Cases to be tried via Social Media
A new judicial system will see Kenya try corruption cases using modern systems of social interactions in order to guarantee speedy conviction. Speaking during the launch of the Social Media Court of Kenya, the Chief Justice said that Kenya seeks to implement a 10X justice system where corruption cases will be tried on social media […]
Mutahi Kagwe Orders for his Own Arrest Following Corruption Allegations
Health Cabinet Secretary Mutahi Kagwe has ordered for his immediate arrest following revelations that he had a hand in the KEMSA Covid-19 Corruption Scandal. In a brief media briefing following the Senate briefing by former Senator Kembi Gitura and ousted KEMSA CEO Jonah Manjari, Mutahi Kagwe said that he was committed to dismantling all the […]
Safaricom Hiring a Chief Meme Officer
If you thought meme makers are losers who have nothing to offer, we’ve got news for you: You don’t think. Safaricom has announced a new job opening for the Chief Meme Officer (CMO) who will not only be one of the highest paid staff at the company, but will be second in command from the […]
Obado Begs for his file not to be Handed Over to Justice Mumbi Ngugi
Embattled Migori Governor Okoth Obado who successfully managed to drag his family into a corruption sinkhole now has one plea; do not hand over my file to Justice Mumbi Ngugi. Fearing the fate that befell the Ngiritas, Waluke and Wakhungu, Governor Obado asked for his case to be heard by a more reasonable judge who […]