Parents have beaten Scientists to a Covid-19 Vaccine, with The National Association of Parents in School Governance announcing a new vaccine that is 100% effective against the Covid-19 virus. Announcing the new vaccine, President of the Association, Mahlomola Kekana, said that parents were committed to the continuity of education and the welfare of the children. […]
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Uhuru Kenyatta Accidentally Repeats an old Speech During the Presidential address on Covid-19 Pandemic
Kenyans were caught up in a time capsule moment when the President Uhuru Kenyatta accidentally read the same Presidential Address on Covid-19 Pandemic as the one he gave last month, with no one realizing that history was literally repeating itself. In a Televised speech from the State House, the president picked a copy of the […]
Dennis Okari: The Last Curve Bender
Kenya has deployed the skills of a renowned curve bender to flatten the Covid-19 curve and the results are instant. Dennis Okari, the man who has spent all his life bending various curves in the world was contracted in the last minute to help bend the Covid-19 curve. This came after all the money available […]
The Mike Oliver Pandemic
Forget Covid-19. Another pandemic has been spreading like bushfire in Kenya. The name of the virus is Mike Oliver. In a scandal that has exposed that many people are willing to do almost anything for money, only that the amount differs from person to person, a number of Kenyan women have had an affair with […]
Laikipia Based Car Manufacturer BJ-50 Acquired by Elon Musk
Laikipia County has made economic history after the County’s nascent vehicle manufacturer BJ-50 was acquired by the renowned vehicle manufacturer Tesla! In the deal that was announced by Elon Musk on twitter and confirmed by the Laikipia County Government, Tesla will pay KShs 26,047 to acquire the patents, factory, workers and stock of the BJ-50 […]
Pastor who Promised Congregation that 2020 Would be their Year of Breakthrough Arrested
A pastor in Kenya has found himself in trouble with law after church members asked for his arrest based on misleading information he gave them about year 2020. Members of Kikuyu 7th Baptist Church filed a complain that during an overnight kesha (overnight meeting) to mark the end of the year, the pastor had declared […]
2020 KCSE Results Will still be Released this Year
The government has expressed confidence that this year’s KCSE results will be released as scheduled, even though schools remain closed until the end of the year. In what can be considered an operations magic, the education CS Secretary said that Covid-19 would not interfere with the release of the results this year because the government […]
Manchester United set to Sign 3 New Penalty takers
Manchester United is hoping to sign three new penalty takers in the current transfer window, further strengthening the position of the club as a global Penalty FC. In an unconfirmed report from the Manchester club, it is said that the club seeks to capitalize on penalties during the next season and having the right penalty […]
“It’s not Personal; It’s Business” – Sauti Sol
Kenyan afro-pop band Sauti Sol has come out (literally) to defend their life choices after Kenyans threatened to cancel them and their music. The band came under fire after they posted a ‘Sol Family’ photo which almost made Ezekiel Mutua to delete Twitter. In the photo, one band member is seen to have made some […]
Kenya Pledges not to Interfere in the US Elections
The Government of Kenya has pledged not to interfere in the upcoming US elections, saying that a stable and democratic US is a key ally in ensuring a peaceful North American region. Speaking when the US Ambassador to Kenya Kyle McCarter paid him a courtesy call, Chief Francis Kariuki said that Kenya was interested in […]
