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President Njugush Signs Executive Order Against Systemic Oppression of Njahi

In a short video clip released to media houses earlier this week, President & Chief Dereva Njugush wa Kababa announced that he would be signing into law an Executive Order to ban against the systemic oppression of black beans, popularly known as ‘njahi.’ HereIf you know, you know.

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International

REVEALED: TRUMP LIVING RENT-FREE IN THE HEADS OF DEMOCRATS

An anonymous source from the Trump Administration yesterday leaked information that despite having the whole of White House as well as dozens of his own residential buildings, Donald Trump was instead living rent-free in the heads of all Democrats. The source further clarified that the God-Emperor Of The United States, Donald Trump, moved into his

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International Social

Marvel Introduces New Superhero Called TWITTER Whose Superpower is to Attack Anyone who Disagrees with Them

In what is yet another twist to the year that 2020 has been, The Marvel Cinematic Universe yesterday announced that they shall soon be unveiling a new superhero called ‘TWITTER PERSON’ whose superpower is to only use short catch-phrases to viciously attack anyone who disagrees with them. Speaking at a press conference in their New

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Economics

Tourism Ministry Lauded for Partnering with Bunduri to Promote Medical Tourism.

The Kenyan government deserves praise for its efforts to support tourism in these perilous times that have left the industry crippled. After a webinar convened by conservationists, the Ministry of Tourism agreed on a partnership with Bunduri to boost tourism numbers. The CS was quick to note that it was just a coincidence that he

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Alex Ndiritu to Appear in Money Heist Season 5

Alex Ndiritu, a Kenyan man who hails from Nyeri County is set to appear on Money Heist Season 5. Alex who hit the headlines of social media platforms after he single handedly spearheaded a riot in the US right from his bedsitter in Nyeri is said to have received several phone calls from major movie

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Governance

Inside Agriculture CS Munya’s Grand Plan to Exterminate Locusts

We earlier covered a delicate story on how desert locusts have managed to capture Kenya’s Ministry of Agriculture. Postamate can now authoritatively reveal the master plan which Agriculture CS Peter Munya plans to put forth, in a bid to try and recapture his waning authority in the face of adversity, and to decisively deal with

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