Race dysphoria: involves a conflict between a person’s physical or assigned race and the race which they identify with. People with race dysphoria are described as being uncomfortable with the race they were assigned with, particularly uncomfortable with their skin color or being uncomfortable with the expected hardship associated with that race. People with race […]
Author: Lomondo Kotido
CS KAGWE RELEASES DISS TRACK TO COVID-19
Following the success of his ‘Anybody Can Gerrit’ song with Kenyan-based producer Totsvi, CS Mutahi Kagwe has added yet another song to his musical repertoire in the form of a diss track targeted at COVID-19. Speaking to news stations this afternoon at Afya House, he reported that he was inspired to write the diss track […]
President Njugush Signs Executive Order Against Systemic Oppression of Njahi
In a short video clip released to media houses earlier this week, President & Chief Dereva Njugush wa Kababa announced that he would be signing into law an Executive Order to ban against the systemic oppression of black beans, popularly known as ‘njahi.’ HereIf you know, you know.
REVEALED: TRUMP LIVING RENT-FREE IN THE HEADS OF DEMOCRATS
An anonymous source from the Trump Administration yesterday leaked information that despite having the whole of White House as well as dozens of his own residential buildings, Donald Trump was instead living rent-free in the heads of all Democrats. The source further clarified that the God-Emperor Of The United States, Donald Trump, moved into his […]
Marvel Introduces New Superhero Called TWITTER Whose Superpower is to Attack Anyone who Disagrees with Them
In what is yet another twist to the year that 2020 has been, The Marvel Cinematic Universe yesterday announced that they shall soon be unveiling a new superhero called ‘TWITTER PERSON’ whose superpower is to only use short catch-phrases to viciously attack anyone who disagrees with them. Speaking at a press conference in their New […]
Tourism Ministry Lauded for Partnering with Bunduri to Promote Medical Tourism.
The Kenyan government deserves praise for its efforts to support tourism in these perilous times that have left the industry crippled. After a webinar convened by conservationists, the Ministry of Tourism agreed on a partnership with Bunduri to boost tourism numbers. The CS was quick to note that it was just a coincidence that he […]
Alex Ndiritu to Appear in Money Heist Season 5
Alex Ndiritu, a Kenyan man who hails from Nyeri County is set to appear on Money Heist Season 5. Alex who hit the headlines of social media platforms after he single handedly spearheaded a riot in the US right from his bedsitter in Nyeri is said to have received several phone calls from major movie […]
Where was Science When Covid-19 Struck?
As the city of Milan in the northern region of Lombardy, Italy, continues to experience the greatest hit from the Covid-19 Pandemic, the world is shattered and the epicentre of the disease seems to be headed Westwards into Spain and across the Atlantic into the US. Come to think of it, this thing seems to […]
Study: Fear of Corona Virus Likely to Kill More People than the Corona Virus Itself
As the world continues to be held hostage by some very tiny thing that cannot even be seen without a microscope, it is emerging that the greatest threat today is not the virus itself but something related to the virus. A study conducted by Harvard University has revealed that more people are likely to die […]
Inside Agriculture CS Munya’s Grand Plan to Exterminate Locusts
We earlier covered a delicate story on how desert locusts have managed to capture Kenya’s Ministry of Agriculture. Postamate can now authoritatively reveal the master plan which Agriculture CS Peter Munya plans to put forth, in a bid to try and recapture his waning authority in the face of adversity, and to decisively deal with […]
