Be wary of a man who has nothing to lose and everything to lose at the same time. They will keep fighting even when common sense dictates otherwise or even when they have clearly lost. In the end, you will be the loser because you will have to kill them to end the fight (bad […]
Tag: BBI
“Save for the Prime Minister Part, BBI Can be Amended.” – Raila
The ground is softening for opposed to the sacred BBI document after the Chief Document Architect, Raila Odinga, allowed limited negotiations on the document. Following a major public outcry that BBI is being forced on Kenyans, something that could lead to an embarrassing loss at the ballot, Raila Odinga now wants Kenyans to give their […]
Although BBI will not Address Unemployment, it will Make Life Easier for Unemployed Kenyans
Joblessness is a major challenge in Kenya. For the young people aged 18 -35 who are looking for jobs, the most readily available job opportunity is looking for a job. And while some of them will not admit that they are jobless because it affects both their short term and long term relationships, the fact […]
James Orengo heads to the US to advise on a Handshake Government
The script is almost writing itself. After Biden wins and Trump swears himself in, everybody knows what happens next because the events will be similar to what happened in Kenya. After days or weeks of protests and arguments, Joe Biden and Donald Trump are expected to form a handshake government, much to the detriment of […]
Proposal to have IEBC as a Department within ODM on the Cards
The chief hand-shakers and Bridge Builders are mulling after final whistle-esq proposal to move IEBC to Chungwa house. Our mole, who was a member of the BBI (commonly referred as Busy Bodies Initiate by locals) taskforce, hinted that decision was arrived at after analysing political parties’ elections budgets where ODM was found to have spent […]
Government: You can’t Contract Covid-19 at a BBI Rally
Kenyans are now free to attend BBI rallies in huge numbers after the government confirmed that one cannot contract Covid-19 in such meetings. Announcing this new discovery during the launch of the BBI at Bomas of Kenya, the Ministry of Health said that masks and social distancing will no longer be necessary in the BBI […]
MCAs not Aware that 113% of them will not be Reelected in 2022
Members of County Assemblies are living their best lives now. Despite being labelled as rats that eat not just for the sake of their stomach but because they were born to eat, they continue to walk around with the confidence of a cat in a mouse kingdom. But this confidence seems to be built on […]
Stop Imagining that Uhuru Kenyatta will be the Prime Minister from 2022 to 2032
Kenyans love to imagine things and this is not a good thing. With the launch of the BBI report, speculation is rife that Uhuru Kenyatta has just secured himself a job as the next Prime Minister of this great country. From the document which we have not read, the President will have the powers to […]
Kalenjin and Luo Communities the Biggest Losers in the BBI Battle
Billions of shillings are about to start flowing as the official campaign period for the Building Bridges Initiative kicks in later this month. While everybody will be a loser (except the politicians), it is now evident that Kalenjin and Luo communities will be the biggest casualties if things go as planned. Even before the final […]
BBI Proposes Capital Punishment for Insulting Senior Mothers
The Building Bridges Initiative has proposed a death sentence for anyone who insults mothers of senior people in Kenya, saying that the move was long overdue. Speaking to reporters during the weekly media briefing, BBI chief architect Raila Odinga said that mothers hold a very special position in the society and any attempt to insult […]
