In an effort to streamline government operations, President Uhuru Kenyatta has signed an Executive Order that places the office of the Deputy President under the Ministry of Agriculture. In the Executive Order number 8194 of 2020, the president said that he was cognizant of the immense role that Agriculture plays in the economy of Kenya, […]
Tag: Locusts
GoK Competing with Floods, Locusts and Covid-19 in Annihilating Kenyans
The Government of Kenya has reaffirmed its position as the leading threat to the people of Kenya after it emerged the front runner in the race with locusts, floods and Covid-19 to annihilate Kenyans. The government which had been falling behind in the last two weeks after the police decided to minimize the number of […]
Locusts Now Working from Home
In a classic case of ‘Set a thief to catch a thief,’ Kenya appears to be solving one problem using another, achieving a unprecedented level of synergy. This is where you turn your enemy against another enemy, then sitting back to watch the battle unfold. That appears to be the situation in Kenya when a […]
Inside Agriculture CS Munya’s Grand Plan to Exterminate Locusts
We earlier covered a delicate story on how desert locusts have managed to capture Kenya’s Ministry of Agriculture. Postamate can now authoritatively reveal the master plan which Agriculture CS Peter Munya plans to put forth, in a bid to try and recapture his waning authority in the face of adversity, and to decisively deal with […]
State Capture – How Locusts Took Control of the Ministry of Agriculture in Kenya
As Kenya grapples with multiple problems in various sectors of the economy, it is now emerging that a bigger problem that has gone undetected for months is about to bring down the entire ministry of Agriculture. Locusts have taken over all operations and critical infrastructure at the ministry of Agriculture in Kenya. The infiltration Signs […]
Locusts Denied Landing Rights in Tanzania by Magufuli
President John Pombe Magufuli of Tanzania has issued a red alert on all locusts, effectively denying them landing rights in any part of Tanzania. In the presidential decree that also banned any media station from covering any activity by locusts, the president said that he would not tolerate any foreign army in Tanzania, be it […]
Confusion as Prophet Owuor Fails to Take Credit for the Locusts in Eastern Africa
Efforts to control the desert locusts that have been ravaging parts of Eastern Africa have been hampered by the surprise move by the Mightiest Prophet of God of not taking credit for the invasion. The prophet, who specializes in Disaster Prophecy, has not said a word about the insects, and both followers and critics have […]
Mwangi Kiunjuri Blames Locusts for his Sacking
Sacked Agriculture CS Mwangi Kiunjuri has come out to strongly condemn locusts for his sacking, minutes after president Uhuru Kenyatta announced that his services were no longer needed. Speaking exclusively to our reporter, Mwangi Kiunjuri said that the locusts had conspired to get him fired because he was hardworking and was determined to rid Kenya […]
Al-Shabaab Joins the Fight Against Locusts in Kenya
The fight against swarms of desert locusts invading Eastern and North Eastern Kenya has received a major boost after Al Shabaab decided to join the fight against the marauding insects. In a press conference, the Cabinet Secretary in charge of Agriculture noted that the militant group would work alongside the Kenya Police who are already […]
