Kenyans were caught up in a time capsule moment when the President Uhuru Kenyatta accidentally read the same Presidential Address on Covid-19 Pandemic as the one he gave last month, with no one realizing that history was literally repeating itself. In a Televised speech from the State House, the president picked a copy of the […]
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Uhuru Kenyatta Reaffirms his Commitment to the Rule of Low
President Uhuru Kenyatta has once again reaffirmed his commitment to the rule of low, saying that Kenya is free state where low and orders take precedence over anything else. Speaking in the backdrop of recently unearthed scandals involving loss of billions of money meant for fighting Covid-19 and use of criminal tactics to influence the […]
William Ruto Claims that the Lookalike Uhuru Kenyatta Could be the Actual Uhuru
A man who looks like President Uhuru Kenyatta has surfaced in Umoja and as the details about him continue to emerge, Kenyans are not sure who the real president is. In fact, it seems like the lookalike looks like Uhuru more than the president looks like himself. It is mind baffling. Kenyans have expressed concerns […]
Uhuru: ‘Corruption is a Devolved Function’
The death of the war on corruption in Kenya has come sooner than expected after the government announced that only county governments have powers and the mandate to deal in and with corruption. Shocking as it might sound, President Uhuru Kenyatta has reiterated that corruption is a devolved function and that the National Government has […]
Ten Key Points from Uhuru’s Speech
The president has spoken. As usual, nobody knows for sure what he said because that is how it is meant to be (Relax, it is not because you are stupid). That is why PostaMate breaks it down for you. KeyWords Deescalation, Pandemic, experts, fellow Kenyans, unprecedented, Surge, However, normally, alcohol, 21 days, responsibility, Important Points […]
Uhuru: “Otieno’s Bed is too Cheap for Government Use”
The Office of the President has defended a decision to ignore a local artisan manufacturing hospital beds in Juja, citing the low prices that the artisan was offering. Following social media outcry that Meshack Otieno was sidelined because his second name starts with a small letter instead of a capital letter, the office of the […]
IEBC set to Announce the 2007 Election Results
The Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission (IEBC) is racing against time to announce the 2007 Kenya General Elections results before the end of this week. The much-anticipated results follow the successful elections that were conducted thirteen years ago. The incumbent president Mwai Kibaki is trailing opposition leader Raila Odinga in what could be the most […]
“If Bad then Bad” – Kenya’s new Policy on Covid-19
Kenya’s new policy to fight Covid-19 is called ‘If Bad then Bad’ (IBTB). Announcing the new set of measures, President Uhuru repeated the words that were said on the first day when the first case was recorded, clearly warning the residents that they are on their own. The new policy comes after every possible measure […]
Uhuru Accuses Maraga of Calling from Private Numbers
President Uhuru Kenyatta has accused the Chief Justice David Maraga of being disrespectful and always calling him using ‘unknown numbers.’ In a response to the complains raised by DK Maraga about the Executive always blue-ticking the judiciary and ‘eating fare,’ Uhuru said that he had no way finding out who was calling since Maraga was […]
Uhuru Kenyatta Delays Speech as he Searches for Complicated Words to Confuse Fellow Kenyans
President Uhuru Kenyatta has been holed up in his office, going through dictionaries, The Library of Congress, The Encyclopedia Britannica and other publications in an attempt to find the perfect words to confuse Kenyans today. In what has even led to the postponement of his speech, Uhuru Kenyatta seeks to find very difficult words that […]
