Tanzania President John Pombe Magufuli has launched the Magufuli-95 mask – a special mask that will be used in Tanzania. The doctor of Chemistry announced the new perforated masks that are in line with Tanzania’s short- and long-term goals. He also warned that use of imported masks posed serious national security risks to the country. […]
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Introverts Spend 11.9 Days in The Toilet Every Year
A silent pandemic that is robbing humanity of its productivity is the huge amount of time spent by introverts in the toilet every year. Research by the Geneva based Institute of Human Existence shows that on average, introverts spend 47 minutes in the toilet every day, translating to 11.9 days every year. This is a […]
Inside the Mind of KANU Candidate who Garnered 1 Vote in the London Ward Byelection
Losing an election is painful, but there are things that are generally worse than pain. This includes getting only one vote in an election. This is the sad story of Joseph Kimani Njuguna who had decided to shelve his personal ambitions and serve mwananchi as an MCA for the London Ward. He gave it all, […]
Patrick Amoth Develops Unusual Interest in Reggae Music after the Vaccine Jab
Acting Health Director General Patrick Amoth became the first Kenya to receive the Covid-19 vaccine in a camera field ceremony. The good doctor had to shed his childhood fear of injections and put on a brave face for the camera, and honestly, he did a good job. One wonders why he has not been confirmed […]
Politician Who Went to Alliance wants Hustler vs Dynasty Changed to Contrarian vs Establishment
The hustler-dynasty narrative has taken a new twist with elite politicians expressing discomfort with use of those terms. Initially, some filthy rich politicians were uncomfortable being associated with the term hustler because they that is not who they are, while some upcoming guys wanted to be called dynasties despite the fact that they attended public […]
Kenyan Man’s Career Dreams Shattered After Applying to Every Registered Company
The job hopes of a young Kenyan man imploded after he applied to the last registered company in Kenya, exhausting all possible prospects. This was the anticlimactic end to his job search, having sent his CV—formatted in Times New Roman, no less—to over 450,000 registered companies, from multinational giants to roadside kiosks in Dandora. Fresh […]
Kenya Power Seeks Monopoly of Electric Vehicle Charging in Kenya
Kenya Power has sought a monopoly for charging all electric vehicles in Kenya, setting the stage for tears and pain in the future of transport in Kenya. The electric utility firm that is known for daily reminding Kenyans that it exists wants to have control of all charging of electric vehicles in Kenya, raising questions […]
Uhuru Promises Every Kenyan 2 Million Shillings if BBI Passes
President Uhuru Kenyatta has made a bold move to give every Kenyan aged 18 years and above KShs 2 million if BBI passes in the upcoming referendum. Noting that 2 million shillings had proved to be sufficient to tilt MCAs to support the Bill, Uhuru said that he would extend his generosity to all Kenyan […]
Covid-19 Vaccine Stolen in Advance Before landing at JKIA
Even before the much awaited Covid-19 Vaccine could land in Kenya, Kenya had already happened to the vaccine. The more than 1 million doses of Covid-19 vaccines started disappearing even before landing in Kenya, a sign that Kenya was still operating at ‘normal operating conditions’ and that our shared values of corruption, pilferage, outright theft […]
Secrets of Mara Moja Tablets Revealed
The magic of a local pain killer popularly known as Mara Moja was brought to light when a local doctor decided to reveal the secret of the magical drug to Twitter peasants. While many were amazed at the efficacy of the local drug that is sold at a free price, doctors have always known that […]
