Members of County Assemblies are living their best lives now. Despite being labelled as rats that eat not just for the sake of their stomach but because they were born to eat, they continue to walk around with the confidence of a cat in a mouse kingdom. But this confidence seems to be built on […]
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Stop Imagining that Uhuru Kenyatta will be the Prime Minister from 2022 to 2032
Kenyans love to imagine things and this is not a good thing. With the launch of the BBI report, speculation is rife that Uhuru Kenyatta has just secured himself a job as the next Prime Minister of this great country. From the document which we have not read, the President will have the powers to […]
Buhari: Solution to Police Brutality is more Police Brutality
As young Nigerians continue to protest against police brutality, the government thinks that the solution to protests against police brutality is more police brutality. In what turns out to be the most efficient way of dealing with protesters, the Nigerian government has realized that killing all protesters would lead to the immediate end of protests […]
Home Guards seven times more successful Today than Mau Mau Fighters
A study done over a 50 year period involving 3000 Mau fighters and home guards has shown that home guards and their descendants are seven times more successful than Mau Mau fighters. The findings which are obvious to everyone who can count shows that while the Mau Mau paid the ultimate price fighting for independence, […]
6 Reasons why Comrades should be the ones Cleaning Universities
Universities spend millions of shillings every year paying for cleaning services, while at the same time sitting on a huge pile of free labor that can be used to do the work. Our research has shown that Universities would be better off if they saved themselves the money and used that free labor. This can […]
Kalenjin and Luo Communities the Biggest Losers in the BBI Battle
Billions of shillings are about to start flowing as the official campaign period for the Building Bridges Initiative kicks in later this month. While everybody will be a loser (except the politicians), it is now evident that Kalenjin and Luo communities will be the biggest casualties if things go as planned. Even before the final […]
ICPAK drops Generally Accepted Accounting Principles (GAAP) in Favor of Carefully Rigged Accounting Principles (CRAP)
The Institute of Certified Public Accountants in Kenya has finally taken the bold step to demystify accounting and ‘tell it as it is’, by revealing the insider tricks used to create the revered books of accounts. In an attempt to help the mere mortals who cannot tell the difference between debit and credit, ICPAK has […]
Journalists Can’t Wait to Break the News of the First Covid-19 Case in Schools
Journalists in Kenya are spending sleepless nights trying to be the first to break the news of the first Covid-19 case in schools. For journalist, each second counts and whoever breaks the news gets all the glory. This is why majority of them cannot afford to sleep and instead, they are spending their time loitering […]
How to Own a Lexus at 23
A precedent has been set in Kenya, where hustlers get to own Lexus at 23 years of age. Dynasties attain the same feat at 2.3 years. If you are feeling like you are failing your ancestors because you are either over 23 and majorly powered by Fuliza, or you are not yet 23 but you […]
John Pesa: “You Get the Sermon that you Pay for”
You are probably reading this from a cheap android smartphone, thinking that Father John Pesa is a category six idiot. Well, we have some news for you, because the real idiots could be you who spends 3 hours online while Father John Pesa is busy building his name (or in a language that you may […]
