Americans are voting today, but as far as the world is concerned, this is a matter of a National IQ test for the country and the outcome could lie anywhere on the IQ continuum. The Great North American nation will be forced to choose between Trump and Biden, and while the polls show that Biden […]
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Alarm as Men Spend more Time and Money in Barber Shops than Women in Salons
A long held tradition as been lost after it was revealed that men now spend more time in barbershops than women do in salons. What used to be a 7-minute stay in a barbershop once every two months has now metamorphosed to a weekly three hour visit to the same place, at ten times the […]
There Must be more to Life than Ugali – Wetangula
There comes a time in life when a man has to ask some deep questions and reevaluate the purpose of his existence. This is something that Moses Wetangula has found himself in of late and the existential question in his mind is one: is there something more to life than ugali? First, we are not […]
Margaret Kenyatta Launches Beyond Zero Polygamy Initiative
Kenyan First Lady Margaret Kenyatta has launched an initiative to end polygamy in Kenya, arguing that it is becoming a national vice that could affect every single Kenyan. Speaking during the launch of the campaign where she brought together stakeholders to discuss this national vice, the First lady said that Kenya would end up a […]
Rational Man Misses Good Old Days when Masks and Social Distancing Could Prevent Covid-19
As more countries start to enforce lockdowns following a second wave of Covid-19, a rational man misses the beginning of the outbreak when masks and social distancing could prevent Covid-19. In an interview with PostaMate, the man who delights in following proven scientific methods and has advocated for their use all through is now saddened […]
Boost to the Kenyan Economy as Wildlife Embrace Tourism
The Kenyan economy has received a major boost after wildlife embraced tourism, something that had been reserved for human beings. Terming it as the First Tourism Revolution, Tourism CS Najib Balala said that the economy was set to benefit if all the wild animals would leave their parks and take a tour around the human […]
Government Pleads with Dennis Okari to end the Second Wave of Covid-19
Covid-19 has struck back with a lethal strategy in Kenya – sparing no one and showing no mercy. Just as we had warned you, the virus chose to wait until we are all tired of social distancing and keeping clean. It waited for our politicians to get tired of acting concerned, and also for Kenyans […]
JKUAT Students Threaten to Continue Hacking Everyone if Unemployment is not Addressed
JKUAT students are back in the limelight after they ‘alerted’ NBCA that its system might need some improvement. The students who were accused of hacking NCBA said that they did not steal the 25 million shillings as claimed, but it was just a ‘small invoice’ for the work of helping the bank identify the flaw […]
Legal Profession Voted the Most Arrogant Discipline for the 78th Year in a Row
The legal profession has once again scooped the top prize for the most arrogant profession for the 78th year running, beating even policemen and witches. In the annual awards for the most arrogant professionals, lawyers and their kind took all the possible awards, beating the politicians who came a distant second. To put things into […]
Government: You can’t Contract Covid-19 at a BBI Rally
Kenyans are now free to attend BBI rallies in huge numbers after the government confirmed that one cannot contract Covid-19 in such meetings. Announcing this new discovery during the launch of the BBI at Bomas of Kenya, the Ministry of Health said that masks and social distancing will no longer be necessary in the BBI […]
