Be wary of a man who has nothing to lose and everything to lose at the same time. They will keep fighting even when common sense dictates otherwise or even when they have clearly lost. In the end, you will be the loser because you will have to kill them to end the fight (bad […]
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Trump Promises to Revisit Angels from Africa
With little hope of being in power after January 2021, President Donald Trump has turned his attention to all the people who failed him when he needed them to clinch the 270 electoral votes. Top on his list are the Angels from Africa who were expected to show up and help hold the States of […]
“Save for the Prime Minister Part, BBI Can be Amended.” – Raila
The ground is softening for opposed to the sacred BBI document after the Chief Document Architect, Raila Odinga, allowed limited negotiations on the document. Following a major public outcry that BBI is being forced on Kenyans, something that could lead to an embarrassing loss at the ballot, Raila Odinga now wants Kenyans to give their […]
KRA to Start Taxing all Dowry Payments
The taxman in Kenya is on steroids and this time round, no coin will be left unturned. Starting in July, Kenya Revenue Authority will start taxing all dowry payments in an attempt to check the budget deficit that has been widened by the runaway corruption in Kenya. This is also in line with the government’s […]
India Finally Manages to Colonize the United States
No country ever prospered without colonizing others. India knows that too well, but the opportunities are limited. Colonizing the powerful neighbors around India is impossible, while the poor, smaller neighbors are inconsequential. India needed to think out of the box. Although most colonialism ended in the 20th Century, modern form of colonialism such as digital […]
Blue Band sues Mwangi Kiunjuri’s Party – TSP – for Plagiarism
Mwangi Kiunjuri has found himself on the wrong side of the slice of power after he was sued by Blue Band for plagiarizing their packaging while packaging his new political party. The former Cabinet Secretary of Agriculture who was unceremoniously fired by locusts went ahead to launch a political party by the name ‘The Service […]
Possibility that Jesus will Make a Second Coming Via Zoom Highly Likely
The possibility that Jesus will make his second coming via Zoom is now more likely than ever, following the events of 2020 and a careful study of the Holy Scriptures by leading Theologians. 2020 has become the year when every essential public activity moved to the Cloud, leading to a speculation that Jesus could just […]
Museveni Wonders how a man with 24/7 access to Nuclear Football can Lose an Election
The President of Uganda since 1986, Yoheri Kaguta Museveni – recently rebranded to Yoweri Tibuhaburwa Kaguta Museveni – is unable to can. As Donald Trump fights a losing battle to retain the presidency, Museveni is wondering how a man with such immense powers can lose he top job in a country. Power Factor Losing an […]
Although BBI will not Address Unemployment, it will Make Life Easier for Unemployed Kenyans
Joblessness is a major challenge in Kenya. For the young people aged 18 -35 who are looking for jobs, the most readily available job opportunity is looking for a job. And while some of them will not admit that they are jobless because it affects both their short term and long term relationships, the fact […]
James Orengo heads to the US to advise on a Handshake Government
The script is almost writing itself. After Biden wins and Trump swears himself in, everybody knows what happens next because the events will be similar to what happened in Kenya. After days or weeks of protests and arguments, Joe Biden and Donald Trump are expected to form a handshake government, much to the detriment of […]
