Kenyans can now learn the secrets of the kitchen that is used to cook Covid-19 statistics after Mutahi Kagwe revealed the formula so that Kenyans can do the cooking themselves. After nearly 18 months of intensive cookery, potlucking and general kitchen gymnastics that are employed to keep the media well fed and Kenyans satisfied. Donors […]
Governance
MbeleNaBiz Awardees Required to ‘Tuma ya Kutoa’ Before Receiving their Money
Kenyan youths who won the MbeleNaBiz promotion by the government have been waiting for close to half a year to receive their money. While the government promised them immediate disbursement, many are still waiting for the money which was their only capital, of course, besides Capital FM. It is now turning out the delay has […]
Matatus Can Now Carry Full Capacity
Public Service Vehicles in Kenya have now been allowed to carry to full capacity, after more than an year of carrying not more than 60% of their capacity. The directive issued by the court follows complains from our readers – most of who use matatus – that trains and planes were doing a full capacity […]
Kitui Man Sues Uhuru Kenyatta at a Witchdoctor’s Court for Cherry-Picking Judges to Gazzette
A Kitui man has filed a case against president Uhuru Kenyatta for cherry-picking the judges to appoint instead of appointing all of them as demanded by law. While this should be a natural consequence of Uhuru’s decision, the surprising part is that the case has been filed at a Witchdoctor’s court instead of the ordinary […]
Senior Government Drivers Will Soon Get their Own Drivers
Senior government drivers in Kenya will now enjoy the benefit of having their own drivers following the signing of a new collective bargaining agreement. From July 2021, drivers attached to VIP service will get an assigned driver to help them run their errands so that they do not have to drive themselves. This will give […]
Kenyans Asked to Incorporate their Businesses in Japan in Order to Enjoy Tax Exemption in Kenya
Kenyans wishing to enjoy the tax exemption extended to some Japanese companies operating in Kenya have been asked to register their businesses in Japan. Speaking to PostaMate, treasury CS Ukur Yatani said that any Kenyan of means is free to register their company in Japan, and even seek funding from the Government of Japan in […]
High Court Revisits the Executive after Failure to Appoint 41 Judges
The high Court in Kenya has paid the Executive a legal visit and given the president a taste of what it feels to have the law against you. This follows the high court ruling that declared the Building Bridges Initiative not only an illegality, but a very stupid mistake. In the ruling that was delivered […]
UHURU PLEDGES 360 NEW ‘UHURUTOWNS’
President Uhuru Kenyatta has pledged to build 360 new ideologically-friendly towns across Kenya before the eradication of COVID-19 coronavirus pandemic 2022. Mr Kenyatta said the new towns would each hold 140,000 people and be built in every constituency in the country. The building project would coincide with a massive, nationwide compulsory purchase and demolition programme. […]
Kenya Sues USAID for Delaying ARVs Donation
Kenya has filed a suit against The United States Agency for International Development after the organization delayed the donation of much needed ARVs to Kenya. In the suit filed in a US Court, Kenya claims that the lives of many Kenyans were at stake after USAID failed to pay taxes on donated ARVs, delaying the […]
KEMSA Board Thanks Uhuru for the Opportunity to Eat
The outgoing KEMSA Board has expressed a heartfelt thanksgiving to president Uhuru Kenyatta for the time he gave them a chance to eat at KEMSA. Speaking shortly after the ousting, KEMSA Board chair Kembi Gitura said that they were happy for the opportunity that Uhuru had granted them to eat, and now they move on […]








