As the city of Milan in the northern region of Lombardy, Italy, continues to experience the greatest hit from the Covid-19 Pandemic, the world is shattered and the epicentre of the disease seems to be headed Westwards into Spain and across the Atlantic into the US. Come to think of it, this thing seems to
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The Federal Republic of Somalia has threatened to slap Kenya with sanctions if Kenya does not immediately withdraw its support of an independent Jubaland. In a statement that was issued by Somalia’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the government said that it was planning to deny all Kenyans Visa into Somalia, as well impose tariffs on
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Microsoft founder, billionaire and viral expert William Henry Gates III, popularly known as Bill Gates, is now offering hope to the world by promising to delete Corona Virus from the face of the earth. Speaking during a World Health Organization briefing, Bill Gates stated that the virus is just like any other windows virus that
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A millennial who was fired from work for absconding has filed an appeal at the highest court in the US, claiming that he was never absent from work, and it is the human resource office which did not know where to look for him. The 22 year old hospital cleaner in Ohio claimed that he
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The United Kingdom mysteriously went missing on Google Maps hours after effecting the Brexit on 1st February 2020. This is after the Kingdom chose to cut ties with the European Union, effectively cutting ties with Google Maps which has offices in the EU region. The whole of the United Kingdom was left in confusion as
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The African Union has issued a distress call to Witches and Wizards in all parts of Africa to be on standby as Africa prepares itself to deal with a possible spread of the deadly Corona virus in the continent. In a message that was sent to the Association of Witches and Wizards in Africa, The
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A bird that hit headlines after flying from Finland to Kenya but finally died in the care of Kenya Wildlife Services has been confirmed to have committed suicide. The endangered Osprey which had been tagged in Finland flew for 6948 kilometres, something that baffled even the self-proclaimed General Miguna Miguna who has recently been unable
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The Federal Inland Revenue Service of Nigeria has promised to offer eternal life to those who file their tax returns before 31st March 2020. In a surprise move that has baffled economists, religious groups and even God himself, the tax body said that all those who file their returns before the deadline will leave eternally
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You can now catch some sleep in church without feeling like a pagan or facing the wrath of an angry usher! This follows an agreement between all the protestant and the catholic churches in the world to make the much needed change that will see more people come to church. In the new regulations that
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