The dog seems to have finally caught up with its tail after Atheists in Kenya launched a passionate social media appeal requesting both members and non-members to consider committing to a monthly offering to fund a billboard in Nairobi. In what appears to be a small loan from churches, Atheists in Kenya have realized that […]
Religion
Reprieve for Churches as Zoom Introduces Online Offering and Tithing Services
Churches all over the world are now operating like churches in China; underground. This is not a big deal because a religion that claims to worship an omnipresent God should not be worried by limitations of space. However, the missing function has been the money part. With Zoom, Meet, Jitsi and Webex helping churches to […]
Kipchumba Murkomen Turns Back to Christianity after a 7-Year Sabbatical
Ousted Senate Majority Leader Onesimus Kipchumba Murkomen has finally had his road to Damascus moment after things got messy in the Jubilee Party. The Elgeyo Marakwet Senator has finally decided to dust his Bible and take the road of the prodigal son, announcing that he had received Jesus in his heart after losing him for […]
Holy Communion on Zoom Goes Terribly Wrong
Churches in Nigeria hold the biggest regular institutional gatherings in the country. This is in form of Sunday services, Bible study meetings, prayer groups and other meetings. However, Covid-19 has led to a ban on all public gatherings and every institution has sought a way to continue some form of operations. Churches all over the […]
Pope Call for Increased Focus Towards Flattening the Stupidity Curve
Pope Francis is now calling on the world to turn its guns towards fighting stupidity, arguing that this is now a bigger threat to people lives than the threat posed by the corona virus disease. Speaking on the 13th Day of Eastertide in Vatican, Pope Francis said that the spread of stupidity around the world […]
Nigerian Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Launches his own 6G Network that does not Kill People
The Nigerian Televangelist, 5G iconoclast and pseudo-scientist Chris Oyakhilome has finally decided to walk the talk and lead by example. After days of warning a deaf world that Covid-19 is caused by 5G networks without success, he has gone ahead to launch his own network that does not spray people with virus or give the […]
Relief after Prophet Owuor is Found Planting Trees
Followers of Prophet David Owuor are extremely relieved after photos of Prophet of Owuor planting trees at his Runda residence were leaked on various church WhatsApp groups earlier this week. In what turned out to be a breather for the Repentance and Holiness Ministry members, The Mightiest Prophet David Owuor was seen planting a number […]
Pontius Pilate Distances himself from Death of Jesus, Claiming he was Washing his Hands due to Covid-7
Embattled governor of the Roman province of Judea has distanced himself from the crucifixion of Jesus, amidst claims from Christians worldwide that he has blood on his hands. Pilate who is facing several lawsuits for the crucifixion of Jesus denied any involvement in the act, instead blaming the Jews for what happened to Jesus. It […]
Everybody Suddenly Converts to Islam
Islam has suddenly exploded to become the biggest religion on earth, with Christians, Atheists, Buddhists, agnostics and all other ists joining en masse. Since the outbreak of Covid-19, most people who had shied away from following the Islam religion have found themselves with little options. This is because as the World Health Organization continues to […]
Churches Rush to Register PayBill Numbers after Ban on Public Worship
Churches in Kenya rushed to register PayBill Numbers moments after the government announced a ban on all public meetings. In a report that was unveiled by Safaricom, the company’s Chief Customer Officer said that they had received more than 900 applications in the first 6 hours since the ban was put to place, highlighting the […]
