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Churches Rush to Register PayBill Numbers after Ban on Public Worship

Churches in Kenya rushed to register PayBill Numbers moments after the government announced a ban on all public meetings. In a report that was unveiled by Safaricom, the company’s Chief Customer Officer said that they had received more than 900 applications in the first 6 hours since the ban was put to place, highlighting the […]

Posted on March 23, 2020 Author Editor Comment(0)
Religion Social

Atheists in Kenya Turn to Prayer after Three People Contract Covid-19

The magnitude of the threat posed by the Corona Virus disease became more evident when Atheists in Kenya urged Kenyans to pray that God would spare the country. In a statement issued by the group’s officials on Facebook and shared widely, atheists asked Kenyans to try prayer in order to deal with Corona Virus which […]

Posted on March 16, 2020 Author Editor Comment(0)
Religion

Pastor Arrested for telling Congregation to Shake their Neighbour’s Hand

Officers from the Recce squad swiftly moved in to arrest a pastor who threatened to decimate the whole country by acting as the agent of the deadly Corona virus in Kenya. The pastor who was giving a sermon titled ‘Be Still and Know that I am God’ had successfully managed to go through the introduction […]

Posted on March 15, 2020 Author Editor Comment(0)
Religion

Owuor Suspends all Prayer and Healing Crusades due to Corona Virus

Mightiest Prophet Dr David Owuor has suspended all public gatherings including miracle healing crusades for the next 18 months, citing fears of corona virus. In a very funny announcement that was made to his followers, Owuor cited the risks posed by the Corona Virus globally and said that members needed to stay safe and avoid […]

Posted on March 12, 2020 Author Editor Comment(0)
Religion Social

Demons Protest the Appointment of Calisto as the Presiding Bishop of CITAM

The recent appointment of Rev Calisto Odede as the presiding Bishop of Christ is the Answer Ministry in preparation for the retirement of the current Bishop Dr David Oginde has elicited mixed reactions all over the country. While many have lauded the appointment as an indicaton of its commitment to the gospel, others have expressed […]

Posted on March 7, 2020July 6, 2021 Author Editor Comment(1)
Religion

Pastor Stranded after Bible App Updates in the Middle of a Sermon

Everybody knows that technology and disaster always go hand in hand, but for a pastor in one of Mombasa’s largest church, the lesson came in a very costly way. What was supposed to be his first sermon using his newly acquired iPad turned into a total disaster after the App he was using to deliver […]

Posted on February 23, 2020December 19, 2021 Author Editor Comment(0)
Economics Religion

Kenya to Revise the Lords Prayer to ‘Forgive us Our Loans’

As Kenya’s Debt to GDP Ratio approaches an astronomical figure of 1981%, the government is taking all the possible steps to deal with the cloud of debt that now threats every shilling earned in Kenya. Recent suggestions put forward from the Treasury in collaboration with the church leaders will see the Lord’s prayer revised from […]

Posted on February 10, 2020 Author Editor Comment(0)
International Religion

Christians now Free to Sleep in Church – Bishops

You can now catch some sleep in church without feeling like a pagan or facing the wrath of an angry usher! This follows an agreement between all the protestant and the catholic churches in the world to make the much needed change that will see more people come to church. In the new regulations that […]

Posted on January 24, 2020July 26, 2021 Author Editor Comment(0)
Religion Social

Confusion as Prophet Owuor Fails to Take Credit for the Locusts in Eastern Africa

Efforts to control the desert locusts that have been ravaging parts of Eastern Africa have been hampered by the surprise move by the Mightiest Prophet of God of not taking credit for the invasion. The prophet, who specializes in Disaster Prophecy, has not said a word about the insects, and both followers and critics have […]

Posted on January 20, 2020November 17, 2021 Author Editor Comment(0)
Religion

Sunday Service Cancelled after Bass Guitar Malfunction

A Sunday service was postponed indefinitely at a Pentecostal church in Nairobi after the only bass guitar in the church malfunctioned. The morning service had to be called off after an intern guitarist accidentally tripped on the revered equipment, breaking one string and seriously damaging the preamplifier that is used with the guitar. The incidence […]

Posted on January 19, 2020July 26, 2021 Author Editor Comment(0)

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