As Kenya grapples with multiple problems in various sectors of the economy, it is now emerging that a bigger problem that has gone undetected for months is about to bring down the entire ministry of Agriculture. Locusts have taken over all operations and critical infrastructure at the ministry of Agriculture in Kenya. The infiltration Signs […]
Tag: Corruption
Ruto Threatens to Name and Shame Corrupt Politicians
The war on corruption in Kenya has received a major boost after the Deputy President threatened to name all the corrupt politicians who are stealing from Kenyans and eating the money meant for development. In a strongly worded presser that was sent to all media houses in Kenya, William Ruto warned the corrupt politicians that […]
“Money Eaten Responsibly” – Governor assures World Bank
A Governor accused of mismanaging a World Bank grant has come out to strongly condemn such ‘rumors’ and give assurances to The World Bank that their money is not lost, but has been “eaten in the most ethical and responsible manner”. The governor who did not mince words said the grant was in fact shared […]
Why the BBI is the Saviour of Kenyans
The genius president of the republic of Kenya, HE Uhuru Kenyatta, will go down as the greatest human to have graced our lifetime, thanks to his BBI initiative. You see, almost every other African leader is known to be in absolute out of touch with the plight of the common man. But hail our president […]
Rashid Echesa Suddenly Loses Ability to Speak German
Former Sports Cabinet Secretary and current friend of the DCI Rashid Echesa has mysteriously lost all ability to speak the German language. In what could become a trend in Kenya were people lose all the ability to can, especially to can the German language, Echesa found himself unable to utter a German word, as multiple […]
Three Glittering Life Lessons from the Ngiritas
First, we start by giving credit where it is due. It has taken a whole two years for the Ngiritas to break. Two calendar years! This is an extremely long time for someone to hold the fort when corruption is away, bank accounts are frozen or pockets are empty. Politicians take a few weeks, musicians […]
One on one with the Man who stole Bribe Money from Traffic Police in Embu
On Wednesday this week, an event took place in Embu County that left the whole country thrilled, entertained, inspired and shocked. A young man attacked and made away with money that traffic police officers had collected at a roadblock. So daring was the raid that it was like the story of a sheep attacking a […]
Kenya’s Deputy President William Ruto Promises to Steal Corruption out of Kenya
Kenya’s Deputy President and presidential aspirant William Kipchirchir Samoei Arap Ruto has unveiled a grand plan to deal with the runaway corruption that has destroyed the lives of many and threatened the economy for the last fifty-seven years in Kenya. The Deputy President who is known for his no-nonsense approach to corruption has promised to […]
Governor Waititu Asks Senate to Impeach the Corruption, not Him
Embattled Kiambu County Governor Ferdinand Waititu, popularly known as Baba Yao, has called for a change in how things are done at the Senate following his impeachment by the County Assembly. In a strongly worded statement that was sent to the Senate Speaker, Governor Waititu said that he did not understand why the Senate was […]
Corruption in the Police Department Drops by 0.0000000001%
Corruption in the police department has dropped by 0.0000000001% in the last one year. Speaking during a ceremony to commemorate the positive milestone, the police commissioner lauded the servicemen for the improvement, insisting that the police force was moving in the right direction, albeit the speed. The statistics mean that a quarter of a policeman […]