The Kenyan economy has received a major boost after wildlife embraced tourism, something that had been reserved for human beings. Terming it as the First Tourism Revolution, Tourism CS Najib Balala said that the economy was set to benefit if all the wild animals would leave their parks and take a tour around the human […]
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Government Pleads with Dennis Okari to end the Second Wave of Covid-19
Covid-19 has struck back with a lethal strategy in Kenya – sparing no one and showing no mercy. Just as we had warned you, the virus chose to wait until we are all tired of social distancing and keeping clean. It waited for our politicians to get tired of acting concerned, and also for Kenyans […]
Government: You can’t Contract Covid-19 at a BBI Rally
Kenyans are now free to attend BBI rallies in huge numbers after the government confirmed that one cannot contract Covid-19 in such meetings. Announcing this new discovery during the launch of the BBI at Bomas of Kenya, the Ministry of Health said that masks and social distancing will no longer be necessary in the BBI […]
Home Guards seven times more successful Today than Mau Mau Fighters
A study done over a 50 year period involving 3000 Mau fighters and home guards has shown that home guards and their descendants are seven times more successful than Mau Mau fighters. The findings which are obvious to everyone who can count shows that while the Mau Mau paid the ultimate price fighting for independence, […]
Kalenjin and Luo Communities the Biggest Losers in the BBI Battle
Billions of shillings are about to start flowing as the official campaign period for the Building Bridges Initiative kicks in later this month. While everybody will be a loser (except the politicians), it is now evident that Kalenjin and Luo communities will be the biggest casualties if things go as planned. Even before the final […]
ICPAK drops Generally Accepted Accounting Principles (GAAP) in Favor of Carefully Rigged Accounting Principles (CRAP)
The Institute of Certified Public Accountants in Kenya has finally taken the bold step to demystify accounting and ‘tell it as it is’, by revealing the insider tricks used to create the revered books of accounts. In an attempt to help the mere mortals who cannot tell the difference between debit and credit, ICPAK has […]
Journalists Can’t Wait to Break the News of the First Covid-19 Case in Schools
Journalists in Kenya are spending sleepless nights trying to be the first to break the news of the first Covid-19 case in schools. For journalist, each second counts and whoever breaks the news gets all the glory. This is why majority of them cannot afford to sleep and instead, they are spending their time loitering […]
How to Own a Lexus at 23
A precedent has been set in Kenya, where hustlers get to own Lexus at 23 years of age. Dynasties attain the same feat at 2.3 years. If you are feeling like you are failing your ancestors because you are either over 23 and majorly powered by Fuliza, or you are not yet 23 but you […]
John Pesa: “You Get the Sermon that you Pay for”
You are probably reading this from a cheap android smartphone, thinking that Father John Pesa is a category six idiot. Well, we have some news for you, because the real idiots could be you who spends 3 hours online while Father John Pesa is busy building his name (or in a language that you may […]
WTO HR Advises Amina Mohamed to Seek Mentorship from Polycarp Igathe
It is always bad news to receive negative feedback from the HR office, especially when your life depended on the job that you had applied. However, this is better than the 99.982% of the cases where the HR simply ghosts you and you are not even sure whether they concluded the interviews. This is the […]





