Kenya has once again changed tune on the use of the Russian made Covid-19 vaccine, allowing the use of Sputnik V vaccine only if imported by the right cartel. A directive from the Ministry of Health said that Sputnik V vaccine was welcome in Kenya only if it was imported by the government leaning cartels
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2NK Sacco Faults GoK over Slow Vaccine Rollout
The famous 2NK SACCO has lashed out at the Government of Kenya over laxity in the Covi-19 vaccine rollout. Arguing that even a garden slug would have performed better than GoK, the SACCO chair said that the government was causing Kenyans unnecessary pain, and it should have left the vaccination work to experienced hands such
Read moreJamaican Covid-19 Vaccine Causes a Stir
A promising new Covi-19 vaccine from Jamaica is causing excitement all over the world and rekindled hope that Covid-19 could end soon. If you have been contemplating getting vaccinated, your choices have been limited to either the UK vaccine, US vaccine, Chinese vaccine or the Russian vaccine. Jamaica has come to change that narrative. The
Read morePatrick Amoth Develops Unusual Interest in Reggae Music after the Vaccine Jab
Acting Health Director General Patrick Amoth became the first Kenya to receive the Covid-19 vaccine in a camera field ceremony. The good doctor had to shed his childhood fear of injections and put on a brave face for the camera, and honestly, he did a good job. One wonders why he has not been confirmed
Read moreCovid-19 Vaccine Stolen in Advance Before landing at JKIA
Even before the much awaited Covid-19 Vaccine could land in Kenya, Kenya had already happened to the vaccine. The more than 1 million doses of Covid-19 vaccines started disappearing even before landing in Kenya, a sign that Kenya was still operating at ‘normal operating conditions’ and that our shared values of corruption, pilferage, outright theft
Read more39 African Politicians Could have been Given Fake Covid-19 Vaccine in UK
Police in the UK are investigating an incidence where several senior African politicians could have been conned thousands of dollars with the promise of a Covid-19 vaccine. The politicians had paid an undisclosed amount of money to an Indian man who was supposed to help them secure the vaccine for their own use. Unfortunately, no
Read moreParents in South Africa Announce a Covid-19 Vaccine after Scientists Sleep on the Job
Parents have beaten Scientists to a Covid-19 Vaccine, with The National Association of Parents in School Governance announcing a new vaccine that is 100% effective against the Covid-19 virus. Announcing the new vaccine, President of the Association, Mahlomola Kekana, said that parents were committed to the continuity of education and the welfare of the children.
Read moreProphet Owuor the Brain Behind the Russian Vaccine
It has now emerged that the Mightiest Prophet Dr David Owuor is the man behind the Russian Vaccine that was announced this week. The world has been searching for prophet Owuor for some time now, and many have accused him of hiding when the world needs him most. It turns out that the good old
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