The History of 2020 is really something out of history. Historians are already burning the midnight oil as they try to unravel the mystery of the events and happenings that took place in the first half of 2020. Using a range of tools and techniques, thousands of historians have been trying to unravel what took […]
International
Ghana Hires Kenya’s IEBCs Staff and Servers to Manage their Elections
The Electoral Commission of Ghana has hired the personnel and the servers of Kenya’s Independent Elections and Boundaries Commission in order to deliver the 2020 General Elections in Ghana. In what appears to be the most strategic decision taken by an electoral body, Ghana is looking forward to learning from their experts in Kenya who […]
Smokers will now be Charged with Attempted Self Arson in South Africa
The South African government has decided to take the war on smoking to a new height, or if you like it, new low, by now declaring smoking an act of arson. In the argument that presented at the Pretoria High Court, the government said that smokers were trying to set themselves on fire which is […]
Magufuli Cautions Against Overdiluting the Madagascar Cure
The President of Tanzania Dr John Pombe Magufuli has warned medics against overdiluting the effective Madagascar cure during administration, an act that could render it ineffective against Covid-19. Speaking during one of his regular visits to a lab where he spends 55 hours a week working on his private research projects, Dr Magufuli said that […]
Experts Caution that Even if Black Lives Will Start to Matter, African Lives Won’t
Experts are raising concerns that even if the current wave of Black Lives Matter movements manages to achieve something, though highly unlikely, Africans lives will still not matter. The concerns raised stem from the fact that Black lives and African lives are not the same thing, and while the former has had its fair share […]
Protests in the US end Abruptly after Trump Endorses Them
The large protests that have been running in almost all parts of the US came to an abrupt end after Trump Tweeted his support for the protests. In the fastest ever recorded mass change of mind that has never happened before in history, most people who have been supporting the protests against killing and harassment […]
ISIS Moves on to Other Targets After US Commits to Self-Destruction
The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) has indicated that it will stop targeting all American interests and instead focus on other viable targets effective today, following the United States’ commitment to self destruction. Speaking in a undisclosed location within Syria, the ISIS spokesperson said that the organization would no longer engage with […]
REVEALED: TRUMP LIVING RENT-FREE IN THE HEADS OF DEMOCRATS
An anonymous source from the Trump Administration yesterday leaked information that despite having the whole of White House as well as dozens of his own residential buildings, Donald Trump was instead living rent-free in the heads of all Democrats. The source further clarified that the God-Emperor Of The United States, Donald Trump, moved into his […]
Marvel Introduces New Superhero Called TWITTER Whose Superpower is to Attack Anyone who Disagrees with Them
In what is yet another twist to the year that 2020 has been, The Marvel Cinematic Universe yesterday announced that they shall soon be unveiling a new superhero called ‘TWITTER PERSON’ whose superpower is to only use short catch-phrases to viciously attack anyone who disagrees with them. Speaking at a press conference in their New […]
Kenya Designates All US Police Divisions as Foreign Terrorist Organizations
Kenya has listed all the US Police Division as Terrorist Organizations and immediately called for sanctions against any person or groups of persons funding their operations. In a strongly worded statement that was issued from Nairobi, Kenya said that it was closely monitoring the activities of the state sponsored terrorist organizations which were operating in […]
