President John Pombe Magufuli of Tanzania seems to be making it in Kenya as his approval rating reaches an astronomical value of 102%. The man who just three months ago was hated and was ranked very close to cattle and ducks has seen his fortune change and he is now considered a genius. Kenyans now […]
Politics
Kipchumba Murkomen now the Majority Leader on Twitter
Kipchumba Murkomen has finally taken a new role as the Majority leader on Twitter. In a perfect case of making lemonade out of lemons, Kipchumba Murkomen took up the prestigious Twitter position after the real position in Senate was shaken away by the hand shake government. “I may not be a participant of the handshake […]
It was not Solitaire; it was Spider Solitaire. Get the Facts Right – Waiguru
Embattled Kirinyaga Governor Anne Waiguru has defended her action of playing solitaire during the Senate hearings, saying that the action helps her keep focused. In a series of Tweets directed at her online haters, Waiguru said that she has been most productive in her life when she played solitaire, giving an example of her time […]
Aden Duale: I have Moved on to Heavier Duties, such as Controlling the Setting of the Sun
Ousted National Assembly Majority Leader and Garissa Township MP Aden Duale has rubbished claims that he is now powerless, saying that he is now more influential than ever! Speaking shortly after the Jubilee Parliamentary Group (PG) meeting held at the Kenyatta International Convention Centre (KICC), Duale said that he was glad to be relieved of […]
Waiguru Sends a Response of 60,000 Pages to Senate, all in Kikuyu Language
Embattled Kirinyaga Governor Anne Waiguru has made his submissions to the Senate and clinched her first Victory before even saying a word. All 60k pages of evidence are written in Kikuyu! In what could be a genius move powered by her lead lawyer who also happens to be her husband, Waiguru used the Kikuyu language […]
Kalonzo Finally Relinquishes his Melon Tendencies to join Jubilee
Kalonzo Muskoka has finally come out of his melon shell to join President Kenyatta’s Jubilee coalition, but without formally denouncing the NASA pact. The decision leaves the indecisive soft-spoken political skimmer at an elevated position likely to benefit from either side of the political divide. While affirming this, Kalonzo quoted Chinua Achebe’s Arrow of God […]
Hatched from an Egg of Impunity, The honest chick Anne Waiguru
The phrase “the end justifies the means” could have made no better sense than yesterday in the senate when a majority of the senators unanimously supported a committee of eleven members to try Anne Waiguru. It came after a majority senator rooted for committee way, citing the ease of bribing 11, compared to 67 demanded […]
‘To be an Earthly Ruler, Invest on Earth as Much as in Heaven’ – Talai Elders.
Recently, the hustler from Sugoi paid homage to the powerful Talai elders in Nandi. Known for their crucial role in anointing kings from the time of Koitalel Arap Samoei, the elders undisputedly holds the key to Statehouse. It is in the public domain that Moi, Kibaki, and now Uhuru were single-handedly installed to the throne […]
Inside the Intrigues that Surrounded Raila’s Acceptance of his Covid-19 Test Results
Political analysts and propagandists were left in shock after Raila Odinga easily accepted his Covid-19 test results, something no one saw coming! The Kenyan politician who is known to reject all results, irrespective of whether he is declared a winner or a loser, shocked many when he accepted his tests results without a fight, something […]
Raila Odinga Announces His Retirement from Fighting Corruption
Former Kenyan Prime Minister and political leader Hon Raila Odinga has officially announced his retirement from fighting corruption and standing for Mwananchi, saying that he has moved on to other things and would now focus on his economic legacy and other personal interests. Raila Odinga who had been a dedicated anti-corruption champion in his earlier […]
