Kenya has deployed the skills of a renowned curve bender to flatten the Covid-19 curve and the results are instant. Dennis Okari, the man who has spent all his life bending various curves in the world was contracted in the last minute to help bend the Covid-19 curve. This came after all the money available […]
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The Mike Oliver Pandemic
Forget Covid-19. Another pandemic has been spreading like bushfire in Kenya. The name of the virus is Mike Oliver. In a scandal that has exposed that many people are willing to do almost anything for money, only that the amount differs from person to person, a number of Kenyan women have had an affair with […]
“It’s not Personal; It’s Business” – Sauti Sol
Kenyan afro-pop band Sauti Sol has come out (literally) to defend their life choices after Kenyans threatened to cancel them and their music. The band came under fire after they posted a ‘Sol Family’ photo which almost made Ezekiel Mutua to delete Twitter. In the photo, one band member is seen to have made some […]
New Manager Fired from EABL after Reporting to Work Drunk
There is a very thin line between genius and insanity, but in most cases, it does not even exist. This was the lesson learnt by a newly hired manager at the East African Breweries after he was fired from work for reporting to work extremely intoxicated as a proof that he was passionate about his […]
Prophet Owuor the Brain Behind the Russian Vaccine
It has now emerged that the Mightiest Prophet Dr David Owuor is the man behind the Russian Vaccine that was announced this week. The world has been searching for prophet Owuor for some time now, and many have accused him of hiding when the world needs him most. It turns out that the good old […]
William Ruto Claims that the Lookalike Uhuru Kenyatta Could be the Actual Uhuru
A man who looks like President Uhuru Kenyatta has surfaced in Umoja and as the details about him continue to emerge, Kenyans are not sure who the real president is. In fact, it seems like the lookalike looks like Uhuru more than the president looks like himself. It is mind baffling. Kenyans have expressed concerns […]
The Curse of Having More than Two Avocados
Having more than two avocados in the house is like dancing with the devil. It is cool, but there is a price. Here we take you through the full journey that you should expect should you have more than two. Day n You just stored your avocados in a safe environment where they are not […]
Lemons Join Middle Class after Overtaking Apples as the most Expensive Fruits
A silent coup is brewing in the Kenyan markets after Lemons overtook apples to become the most expensive middle-class fruit in Nairobi. The takeover which is now complete has seen lemons become one of the most expensive fruit one can buy today, thanks to their medicinal property against Covid-19. It is a long dream come […]
I Bought My First Car through Exposure – Jalang’o
Radio presenter, comedian and popular MC Felix Odiwour also know as Jalang’o has made a big reveal after he let his followers on social media know that he bought his first Car through exposure. The celebrated comedian revealed how he worked 12 hours a day for six days a week in order to afford his […]
TikTok Users Likely to Underperform at Work
It is now clear that TikTok users are the least productive people at work today. Use of TikTok has been found to be related to low productivity at work, serial missing of deadlines, having the attention span of a fruit fly and basically having zero completed projects at work place. Social scientists do not understand […]








