The 2723 elected political leaders are in a panic mode in Kenya after reports emerged that there are only 200 ICU beds in both private and public hospitals in Kenya. The shocking news which means that even 10% of them cannot be admitted in ICU at the same time has sent the politicians scrambling to […]
Tag: Covid-19
Atheists in Kenya Turn to Prayer after Three People Contract Covid-19
The magnitude of the threat posed by the Corona Virus disease became more evident when Atheists in Kenya urged Kenyans to pray that God would spare the country. In a statement issued by the group’s officials on Facebook and shared widely, atheists asked Kenyans to try prayer in order to deal with Corona Virus which […]
Kenyans Apologize for all the Corona Virus Jokes they have been Making
Kenyans all over the country have expressed remorse for all the corona virus jokes they have been making on social media, moments after they realized that the virus is actually real and already in Kenya. Moments after the president went live on TV to declare a near state of emergency due to the virus, Kenyans […]
Pastor Arrested for telling Congregation to Shake their Neighbour’s Hand
Officers from the Recce squad swiftly moved in to arrest a pastor who threatened to decimate the whole country by acting as the agent of the deadly Corona virus in Kenya. The pastor who was giving a sermon titled ‘Be Still and Know that I am God’ had successfully managed to go through the introduction […]
Kenya: Covid-19 Better than CoronaVirus
In a puzzling Press Statement today, Kenya says coronavirus is more severe than covid-19. Explain why they were not taking the COVID-19 seriously by allowing 239 passengers from China into Kenya, the ministry of health said, “We have asked the 293 passengers from China to self quarantine because they are suspected of having COVID-19 which […]
African Health Experts Puzzled by the Slow Spread of Ebola in Europe
Whether it’s a matter of faulty detection, climatic factors or simple fluke, the remarkably low rate of Ebola infection in European countries, with their fragile health systems, continues to puzzle – and worry – African health experts. In a puzzle that has researchers on communicable diseases all over Africa scratching their heads, the disease does […]
Kenyatta University Mess Food a Possible Cure for Corona Virus
Experts from the World Health Organization and top pharmaceuticals globally are converging at Kenyatta University after it emerged that the University’s mess holds a potential cure for Corona Virus which is currently threatening the world. In what could be a game changer for the university that is trying to position itself as a World Class […]
KCAA: China Southern Airlines Plane Sneaked into Kenya Undetected
The government has denied media reports that it allowed a plane from China to land in Nairobi, instead claiming that the rogue plane sneaked into the country secretly without permission. Kenya Civil Aviation Authority (KCAA) Director-General Gilbert Kibe said that the plane from China Southern Airlines was not cleared to enter Kenya, and the plane […]
African Union calls for Witches and Wizards to be on Standby for the Corona Virus
The African Union has issued a distress call to Witches and Wizards in all parts of Africa to be on standby as Africa prepares itself to deal with a possible spread of the deadly Corona virus in the continent. In a message that was sent to the Association of Witches and Wizards in Africa, The […]
Kenya to Deal with Covid-19 by Running Away
The Ministry of Health in Kenya has come up with an innovative way of dealing with Coronavirus that is currently ravaging many parts of the world. In a presser sent to our media house, the Principal Secretary in the Ministry of Health said the country was planning to outrun the virus, a strategy that is […]
