Property owners in Kenya have decided to cut down rent by 0.01% in response to the Covid-19 pandemic. In a move that is meant to cushion Kenyans in these difficult times, the landlords said that they were moved by empathy and decided to help Kenyans who are struggling with job losses, business closure and movement […]
Tag: Covid-19
Okiya Omtatah Files a Case against China for the Covid-19 Pandemic
Veteran Kenya lawyer, activists, and the defender of the people Okiya Omtatah has filed a class-action lawsuit against the government of China for the Covid-19 global pandemic. In the lawsuit that was filed at the Milimani Law Courts that are now operating under a tree, the lawyer argues that China is responsible for the production […]
Locusts Now Working from Home
In a classic case of ‘Set a thief to catch a thief,’ Kenya appears to be solving one problem using another, achieving a unprecedented level of synergy. This is where you turn your enemy against another enemy, then sitting back to watch the battle unfold. That appears to be the situation in Kenya when a […]
Uber ChapChap ordered to carry less than zero passengers for adequate Social Distancing
Your favorite taxi service in Kenya Uber ChapChap has received the biggest blow following some social distancing guidelines issued by the ministry of health in Kenya. In what could be a killer blow to the cheap taxi service, the miniature taxi has been ordered to carry only less than zero passengers, leaving even the driver […]
Local Man hospitalized after holding a Sneeze for 8 days
A middle-aged man is currently hospitalized in the intensive care unit in Kenya after holding a sneeze for 8 straight days, following the first reported case of Covid-19 in Kenya. The man who is allergic to every possible thing including oxygen has lived a life of sneezing about 44 to 70 times a day, but […]
Where was Science When Covid-19 Struck?
As the city of Milan in the northern region of Lombardy, Italy, continues to experience the greatest hit from the Covid-19 Pandemic, the world is shattered and the epicentre of the disease seems to be headed Westwards into Spain and across the Atlantic into the US. Come to think of it, this thing seems to […]
Kenyans Stock Up and Hoard Ginger, Lemon, Garlic and Honey as Lockdown Looms
The ingenuity of Kenyans has now come to light following the outbreak of Covid-19 all over the world. As Americans and Australians scramble for toilet paper rolls, Kenyans have rushed to stockpile ginger, garlic, lemon and honey; the raw materials for a concoction that has been used to treat respiratory conditions for ages. In what […]
Bank Teller Arrested for Attempting to carry Money Home, Claiming he was Going to Work from Home
The presidential directive in Kenya for people to work from home is already taking casualties. In Nairobi, a Bank teller was arrested for trying to carry more than KShs 800,000 from the bank under the excuse that he was planning to be working from home. In a case that puzzled even the police, the 27-year-old […]
Study: Fear of Corona Virus Likely to Kill More People than the Corona Virus Itself
As the world continues to be held hostage by some very tiny thing that cannot even be seen without a microscope, it is emerging that the greatest threat today is not the virus itself but something related to the virus. A study conducted by Harvard University has revealed that more people are likely to die […]
Al-Shabaab Warns Against Non-essential Travel to Kenya
The terrorist jihadist fundamentalist group group Al-Shabaab has warned its members against traveling to Kenya due to the outbreak of the Corona Virus disease. In a memo that was posted online, the group asked all its fighters, suicide bombers, sympathizers and undercover agents to avoid going to Kenya until the lock down imposed due to […]
