A study by the University of Michigan has recently revealed what many Kenyans always knew; Kenyan graduates are five times smarter than American graduates. In what could be a case of Wakanda striking again, Kenyan graduates beat their American colleagues in all possible disciplines from engineering to anthropology, as well as in all sports including […]
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114 Year Old Granny Says Secret to Living Long is not Begging for Retweets from Internet Strangers
The oldest living person in Kenya today has finally revealed the secret to longevity. Luckily, it is something within reach for the majority of people in the world. Ms Kanana Kagwiria who hails from Meru County was forced to come out of retirement for the 85th time and address a serious matter that is threatening […]
Ministry of Defence explains Why they had to take over Kenya Meat Commission
The Ministry of Defence has defended their takeover of Kenya Meat Commission, saying that the move was in line with their long term war strategies. Nobody saw the takeover coming, and their move to defend the takeover could simply be informed by the fact that they are a defense ministry and will defend anything that […]
BBI Proposes Capital Punishment for Insulting Senior Mothers
The Building Bridges Initiative has proposed a death sentence for anyone who insults mothers of senior people in Kenya, saying that the move was long overdue. Speaking to reporters during the weekly media briefing, BBI chief architect Raila Odinga said that mothers hold a very special position in the society and any attempt to insult […]
Controversial Blogger Served a Cold Cup of Tea After Paying for Meals With Exposures
2020 has been hell on Earth for Mr. Tea Himuselefu Edgar Obare. After spending several nights in a police cell barely months ago, Mr. Tea caught himself in hot murky tea in a popular restaurant ArtCaffe Capital Center along Mombasa Road. Sunday afternoon, Mr. Edgar Obare casually walked into Artcaffe Capital Center and ordered for […]
Kipchumba Murkomen to Donate all his Salary to his own Pocket
Sometimes, wisdom lies in being in the opposition, and the evidence of this is in Kenyan politician Kipchumba Murkomen. The Elgeyo Marakwet Senator who until just the other day was a kamikaze jubilee apologist has suddenly found a lot of wisdom since he joined the opposition within the government. To be fair, he had always […]
Kenya Raises the Retirement Age to 94 Years
Kenya has once again raised the official retirement age upwards to 94 years, setting the record for both the highest retirement age and youth unemployment in the world. In a statement that was issued by the Ministry of Labour, the government announced that the new development was to help streamline the already unofficial policy where […]
Waititu asks Court to Give him 1400 Days to Impeach Covid-119 from his Body
Former Kiambu Governor and self declared father of the nation Ferdinand Waititu failed to appear in court today and said that he was busy impeaching Covid-119. Through his lawyer, Waititu told the anticorruption court that he had become entangled with corona virus and he needed adequate time to impeach it from the body, adding that […]
Corruption Cases to be tried via Social Media
A new judicial system will see Kenya try corruption cases using modern systems of social interactions in order to guarantee speedy conviction. Speaking during the launch of the Social Media Court of Kenya, the Chief Justice said that Kenya seeks to implement a 10X justice system where corruption cases will be tried on social media […]
Mutahi Kagwe Orders for his Own Arrest Following Corruption Allegations
Health Cabinet Secretary Mutahi Kagwe has ordered for his immediate arrest following revelations that he had a hand in the KEMSA Covid-19 Corruption Scandal. In a brief media briefing following the Senate briefing by former Senator Kembi Gitura and ousted KEMSA CEO Jonah Manjari, Mutahi Kagwe said that he was committed to dismantling all the […]
