Safaricom has announced that their revered Home Fibre Internet has fallen to below 2MB and users will need to browse responsibly if they are to keep enjoy the benefits of the service. Kenyans realized that they are no longer allowed to use the unlimited service as they had earlier been allowed to, with Safaricom saying […]
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YouTube Could soon Start Showing Videos Between Ads
Your YouTube experience is just about to get better after YouTube announced that they will soon start showing videos between ads. In what could be a break from a tradition that has seen YouTube watchers forced to watch ads all day, YouTube will now feature some cool videos between ads, thus making it more fun […]
Psychiatrists Confirm that People Who Wish You a Happy New Month are Perfectly Okay
Psychiatrists have clarified that there is nothing wrong with wishing people a Happy New Month, contrary to the narrative peddled around by some woke netizens. “Some people think that wishing people a happy new month is taking unserious matters too far, but we can confirm that this is perfectly OK. When they say happy new […]
How to Calculate Your Net Worth Based on your Social Media Followers
The age of owning physical assets died with the birth of Mark Zuckerberg, and only dynasties have tangible assets. Today’s young person has nothing to show at the age of 30, not because they are poor, but because they have different kinds of assets; social media followers. The number of followers you have on Twitter, […]
Influencer with 116 Followers Shares on How He Made it on Social Media
Becoming an influencer is today’s version of being a celebrity in the 90s. It is hard work, complicated, but rewarding for them that achieve the milestone. It is equally frustrating for the millions who have to settle for 2 retweets (one own) on their pinned Tweet. To further understand this world where everybody is seeking […]
114 Year Old Granny Says Secret to Living Long is not Begging for Retweets from Internet Strangers
The oldest living person in Kenya today has finally revealed the secret to longevity. Luckily, it is something within reach for the majority of people in the world. Ms Kanana Kagwiria who hails from Meru County was forced to come out of retirement for the 85th time and address a serious matter that is threatening […]
Controversial Blogger Served a Cold Cup of Tea After Paying for Meals With Exposures
2020 has been hell on Earth for Mr. Tea Himuselefu Edgar Obare. After spending several nights in a police cell barely months ago, Mr. Tea caught himself in hot murky tea in a popular restaurant ArtCaffe Capital Center along Mombasa Road. Sunday afternoon, Mr. Edgar Obare casually walked into Artcaffe Capital Center and ordered for […]
Corruption Cases to be tried via Social Media
A new judicial system will see Kenya try corruption cases using modern systems of social interactions in order to guarantee speedy conviction. Speaking during the launch of the Social Media Court of Kenya, the Chief Justice said that Kenya seeks to implement a 10X justice system where corruption cases will be tried on social media […]
TikTok Users Likely to Underperform at Work
It is now clear that TikTok users are the least productive people at work today. Use of TikTok has been found to be related to low productivity at work, serial missing of deadlines, having the attention span of a fruit fly and basically having zero completed projects at work place. Social scientists do not understand […]
Kipchumba Murkomen now the Majority Leader on Twitter
Kipchumba Murkomen has finally taken a new role as the Majority leader on Twitter. In a perfect case of making lemonade out of lemons, Kipchumba Murkomen took up the prestigious Twitter position after the real position in Senate was shaken away by the hand shake government. “I may not be a participant of the handshake […]
