There are many ways of telling someone that you hate them, but five of them stand out. Here we go. Blue Ticks Ticks have never been desirable, unless if you are a tick. It doesn’t matter whether they are blue or whatever color. Nobody wants ticks. And thus, a good way to let them know […]
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Man who Quit Toxic Employment now in Imminent Danger of Starvation
A man who finally gathered the courage needed to resign from his toxic job has found himself in the middle of a different but related storm. With no reasonable source of legal income at the moment, the man is now within inches of starvation. What started as a bold move no longer looks bold at […]
Youths Come Together to Encourage Tribalism
Young people from all over the country yesterday held a press conference congratulating political leaders for running ethnically divisive campaigns and encouraging Kenyans to remain tribal during the 2022 elections. Coming together under the Tribal Youth of Kenya Association (TYKA), a locally registered CBO, they urged Kenyans to come out in large numbers to vote […]
Black Tax Evasion now a Crime in Burkina Faso
Burkina Faso has become the first country in the world to criminalize black tax evasion. President Roch Marc Christian Kaboré signed the new bill into law, which will see every eligible person paying their fair share of black tax. The law will also ensure that there is minimal black tax avoidance. The black tax law […]
Experts Worried that Formal Education in Uganda Cannot be Restarted
Schools in Uganda have reopened after nearly two years, but all is not well. In fact, nothing is good at all. It is now evident that education cannot be restarted because everything is working against education. The learners have changed, and their minds are gone. Uniform Problem A spot check by PostaMate found that 64% […]
Bachelor Advertises Himself On A Billboard In Search Of A Wife
Finding love is not a sashay in the park especially in this era where character development is served hot and spicy. Muhammad Malik understands this assignment well, and has mastered a strategy to scoop a fortune. The 29-year old bachelor from London uses billboards in the UK city of Birmingham to advertise his pursuit for […]
Top 10 Satirical Stories of 2021
2021 was the year of satire, just like the upcoming 2022. Here are ten satirical stories that made headlines in the galaxy. 10. Kenyan involved in Jan 6th Capitol Hill Riots Trust a Kenyan to be at the center of any riots, even in the US. This Kenyan born American citizen was photographed in the […]
Itumbi Needs more Injuries to Qualify as Ruto’s Running Mate – Waiguru
Recent TangaTanga convert Ann Waiguru has said that Dennis Itumbi’s injuries are not sufficient to make him Ruto’s running mate in the 2022 General Elections. Speaking after it became clear that clear that Itumbi was getting more attention than everybody else in Central Kenya, Waiguru said that the attention would not amount to anything meaningful […]
Kagwe Threatens to Forcefully Vaccinate all Kenyans by Drone Strike
Health CS Mutahi Kagwe has threatened to vaccinate all Kenyans through drone strikes if Kenyans do not take his vaccination threats seriously. Speaking after Kenyans failed to heed the government’s vaccine mandate, Kagwe said that it was time that drones armed with vaccine launchers were dispatched for mass vaccination in all parts of Kenya, starting […]
NHIF to Pay for Self-Medication
The National Hospital Insurance Fund (NHIF) will soon start paying for your favorite form of healthcare – self-medication. In a major win for the people, NHIF will compensate you for using traditional forms of medical care instead of rushing to the hospital anytime you have a common cold or a strange pain that you are […]










