Kenyans on Twitter have given Ugandans an ultimatum to start Tweeting for themselves or simply leave Twitter and go back to sending smoke signals. In a collective statement that was issued by Kenyans on Twitter (#KOT), Ugandans were asked to start tweeting about their own country and not depend on Kenyans to run their Twitter. […]
International
Tanzanians now Walking from Home
The whole world is working from home, but in Tanzania, they are fighting Covid-19 using strategies never seen before. President John Pombe Magufuli has ordered all Tanzanians to immediately start walking from home and doing what matters to build the nation. In an address to the nation, Magufuli urged all people to take the government […]
China Apologizes to all the Negroes Facing Racial Discrimination in China
China has apologized to all the negroes in China who could have faced racial discrimination, kicked out of their houses or even banned from malls and restaurants due to Corona Virus fears. “We would want to apologize to any negro who could have been mishandled while in China, possibly due to misconceptions about the virus […]
Nigeria Requests for Urgent Thoughts and Prayers to Combat Covid-19
The Republic of Nigeria has sent out a worldwide appeal for thoughts and prayers as the country scrambles to put its meager resources together to combat the Covid-19 pandemic. In a message sent to all Nigerians locally and in the diaspora, the government urged Nigerians to find all the help they can get and channel […]
France’s Directive to ‘Limit Contact with Elderly People’ Locks Macron out of his Own House
In a bid to prevent further spread of Covid-19, countries all over the world are issuing partial or total lock-downs, as well as other guidelines that could help protect people who are at most risk. But these directives are already having unintended consequences. In Kenya, a dusk to dawn curfew has forced workers to teleport […]
Details of How a German Shipment of 6 Million Masks Disappeared in Nairobi
If you are looking for people to carry out a major heist in the world, Nairobi ranks among the best places to scout for talent. And the talent is not just on paper, but through some practical experience. Some of the high and mighty have learnt this the hard way. Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al […]
Where was Science When Covid-19 Struck?
As the city of Milan in the northern region of Lombardy, Italy, continues to experience the greatest hit from the Covid-19 Pandemic, the world is shattered and the epicentre of the disease seems to be headed Westwards into Spain and across the Atlantic into the US. Come to think of it, this thing seems to […]
Somalia threatens Kenya with Sanctions
The Federal Republic of Somalia has threatened to slap Kenya with sanctions if Kenya does not immediately withdraw its support of an independent Jubaland. In a statement that was issued by Somalia’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the government said that it was planning to deny all Kenyans Visa into Somalia, as well impose tariffs on […]
Bill Gates Promises to Delete Corona Virus
Microsoft founder, billionaire and viral expert William Henry Gates III, popularly known as Bill Gates, is now offering hope to the world by promising to delete Corona Virus from the face of the earth. Speaking during a World Health Organization briefing, Bill Gates stated that the virus is just like any other windows virus that […]
Millennial who Missed Work for Half an Year Claims He was Present in Incognito Mode
A millennial who was fired from work for absconding has filed an appeal at the highest court in the US, claiming that he was never absent from work, and it is the human resource office which did not know where to look for him. The 22 year old hospital cleaner in Ohio claimed that he […]







