The Secret Service has moved in with speed to switch off WiFi at the White House as a precautionary measure against the spread of Covid-19. The decision to switch off the WiFi was not meant to get the Commander in Chief off Twitter for a while, as many assumed, but it was actually a precautionary
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The African Union has expressed concerns that the United States is dangerously on the path to a Post Election Violence, even as the leading candidates continue to trade accusations and spur hatred. Speaking at the African Union Headquarters, the AU Heads of States said that the Two Party States of America were experiencing a worrying
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Faced with an impossible election, President Donald Trump has been looking for help from people who are good at winning elections. While such expertise is scarce, it is easy to come across in Africa and that is where Donald Trump has turned to. His first stop was Uganda, where he seems to have learnt all
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The large protests that have been running in almost all parts of the US came to an abrupt end after Trump Tweeted his support for the protests. In the fastest ever recorded mass change of mind that has never happened before in history, most people who have been supporting the protests against killing and harassment
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The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) has indicated that it will stop targeting all American interests and instead focus on other viable targets effective today, following the United States’ commitment to self destruction. Speaking in a undisclosed location within Syria, the ISIS spokesperson said that the organization would no longer engage with
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An anonymous source from the Trump Administration yesterday leaked information that despite having the whole of White House as well as dozens of his own residential buildings, Donald Trump was instead living rent-free in the heads of all Democrats. The source further clarified that the God-Emperor Of The United States, Donald Trump, moved into his
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Kenya has listed all the US Police Division as Terrorist Organizations and immediately called for sanctions against any person or groups of persons funding their operations. In a strongly worded statement that was issued from Nairobi, Kenya said that it was closely monitoring the activities of the state sponsored terrorist organizations which were operating in
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Holed up in a dimly lit bedsitter in the outskirts of Nyeri town is one nondescript young man who looks like he would not mind a small donation of money, brains or even adventure. But that is just about the looks which are always deceiving, because Ndiritu is the man tasked with coordinating the riots
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US President Donald Trump has asked the police to minimize the killing of unarmed black people, saying that the act is negatively affecting the Republican Party campaign and could give his main competitor Joe Biden a lead in the November Poll. Speaking after a brief golfing round at The Trump National Golf Club, the president
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