Coughs have become deadly in Tanzania in the past few days, with the number of people admitted in hospital due to ‘just a cough’ rising sharply. The information which is being whispered in hushed tones across Tanzania says that an increased number of people are falling sick and being hospitalized due to a cough. Some […]
Tag: Covid-19
New Drug that Reduces Chances of Covid-19 Infection Faces Rejection
A promising new drug that significantly reduces chances of infection with Covid-19 has faced rejection all over the world. This has left billions of people exposed to coronavirus. The new drug that has been proven to significantly alter the spread of the virus when administered to both healthy and infected individuals has failed to take […]
‘There is no free food in Ushago’ Nairobi Residents Warned
Nairobians started a mass migration to the village today after the cessation of movement in and out of Nairobi was lifted. Most of the people were escaping hostile economic conditions in the city following loss of jobs and income due to Covid-19. It did not help that the Landlords never noticed the pandemic so the […]
“If Bad then Bad” – Kenya’s new Policy on Covid-19
Kenya’s new policy to fight Covid-19 is called ‘If Bad then Bad’ (IBTB). Announcing the new set of measures, President Uhuru repeated the words that were said on the first day when the first case was recorded, clearly warning the residents that they are on their own. The new policy comes after every possible measure […]
Kenyans Indecisive on Whether to Die from Poverty or from Covid-19
Kenyans cannot seem to make up their mind on whether they should die from poverty or from Covid-19. Instead, they are now forcing their fellow Kenyan to decide for them, and they will crucify him either way. The catch 22 situation has sent the president into hiding because he also has to choose his own […]
Government Urges Small Families to Merge and Save on Rent
Families are hard hit with Covid-19 and the government has the perfect solution. Small families should merge and save on one rent! In what turns out to be the most brilliant family fiscal policy during Covid-19, families of less than five people will be required to merge and save on one rent. This will go […]
Hospital Owners Want Economy Reopened, Citing Decline in Number of Customers
Hospital owners in Kenya have appealed for a quick reopening of the economy, citing low number of customers and reduced income that could lead to closure of some hospitals. In a message to President Uhuru Kenyatta, hospital owners said that the curfew, cessation of movement, washing of hands and social distancing had led to a […]
Inside the Intrigues that Surrounded Raila’s Acceptance of his Covid-19 Test Results
Political analysts and propagandists were left in shock after Raila Odinga easily accepted his Covid-19 test results, something no one saw coming! The Kenyan politician who is known to reject all results, irrespective of whether he is declared a winner or a loser, shocked many when he accepted his tests results without a fight, something […]
Magufuli Cautions Against Overdiluting the Madagascar Cure
The President of Tanzania Dr John Pombe Magufuli has warned medics against overdiluting the effective Madagascar cure during administration, an act that could render it ineffective against Covid-19. Speaking during one of his regular visits to a lab where he spends 55 hours a week working on his private research projects, Dr Magufuli said that […]
Rasanga Launches one More Isolation Bed
Siaya Governor Cornel Rasanga launched one more Isolation bed for Covid-19 patients in Siaya County, increasing the total bed capacity in the County by 10%. In a ceremony that was attended by all the top County Executives, elected leaders, and hundreds of professors from the County, Rasanga said that the new bed marks the greatest […]




